Intro:
(Scene: Science Lab)
(A scientist named Tyler Lebanc and his assistant are in a scene directly mimicking the 80's remake of The Fly)
Tyler (me): Now I'm ready to do my greatest experiment ever...the teleportation pod!
Assistant: Are you sure you want to go through with this experiment sir?
Tyler (me): Of course I am.
Assistant: I'm afraid sir.
Tyler (me): Don't be afraid.
Other scientist: Be afraid, be very afraid.
Tyler (me): What could possibly go wrong?
Assistant: Sir, your experiments have a habit of either blowing up in your face or having some kind of weird side effect.
Tyler (me): I'm sure this one won't. Activate the teleportation pod!
Assistant: Oh alright then. (Activates the pod)
(Tyler walks into the teleportation pod which activates)
Tyler (me): Everything seems to be going well. (Looks around, then looks behind him and sees Jay Leno behind him in the same pod) (Gasps) Jay. What are you doing here?
Jay Leno (himself): I just came to see what you were up to.
Tyler (me): Get out of here Jay quick. Get out of here.
Jay Leno (himself): Why should I get out?
Tyler (me): You've got to get out of here before....(Smoke appears in the pod with the two of them in it) Uh oh!
(Tyler emerges out of the tank seemingly normal)
Assistant: Are you okay sir?
Tyler (me, unusually Jay Leno-like): I've never felt better. You know I think this was my best experiment yet.
Assistant: I just hope that there's not any side effects.

My experiment has worked
My teleportation pod.

But something went wrong.
And I just don't know.

Turns out that Jay Leno
Was in the same pod as me at the time.
Something has gone wrong.
Well, something has gone wrong.

And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay

This experiment went awry
my dna has fused with Jay's.
Oh dear, this experiment has gone wrong.
Things look bad I better lay low.
Because i'm slowly changing into Jay Leno.
Something has gone wrong.
Well, something has gone wrong.


Science is my way of life.
I make all sorts of wacky creations.
My work is not yet complete.
Somethings still need to be done.
Something has gone wrong.
Well, something has gone wrong.

And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay

(Interlude)
Tyler (me): Computer. Something has gone wrong. Check dna scan for T. Lebanc.
Computer: (Scanning) First subject is Tyler. Second subject is not Tyler.
Tyler (me): What do you mean 2nd subject isn't me. What is the 2nd subject?
Computer: 2nd subject is Jay Leno.
Tyler (me): Subject 2 is Leno?
Computer: Subject 2 is Leno.
Tyler (me): Oh dear. So this is what i'm becoming...this half me half Jay Leno-thing,a Lenoman.


My experiment has worked.
Although something is wrong.
I need to do some more work.
I need to do some more work.


My experiment has worked
My teleportation pod.
My work is not yet complete.
Somethings still need to be done.

Something has gone wrong.
Well, something has gone wrong.
And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay

[And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay
And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay
And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay
And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay
And It's really so strange it's like i feel like
I'm becoming Jay

(Outro:
(Scene: Science Lab)
(The assistant checks)
Assistant: Sir? Sir? Where are you?
Tyler (me, now a hybrid of himself and Jay Leno, half his face has been turned into half of Jay's face and the same thing has happened to his body, his voice is also that of Jay): I'm over here.
Assistant: What happened to you sir?
Tyler (me, now a hybrid of himself and Jay Leno, half his face has been turned into half of Jay's face and the same thing has happened to his body, his voice is also that of Jay): Funny story about that. I'll tell you about it later.