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Song Parodies -> "Crashin'"

Original Song Title:

"Fashion"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Crashin'"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

its a brand new van
so these dents are a shame
i'm damaged all the chrome
in my bumper car games
i zig and i zag
all pedestrians fear
there's a stop sign over there
but straight through it, i veer

crashin'...swerve to the left
crashin'...swerve to the right
ooh...crashin'
i hit a cop car...now, i'm goin' downtown
beep beep
beep beep

crinkled by me...all crinkled by me
wrecked by me...all wrecked by me
smashed by me...all smashed by me
whoa ! ...beep beep

guess i should just walk
cause i can't really steer
can't...stop
a peril on this town's roads
you'd better stay clear
can't...stop...crashin'
i plow into traffic
and i hear the horns roar
can't...stop
they shout because my drivin'
seems to be very poor
can't...stop...crashin'

crashin'...swerve to the left
crashin'...swerve to the right
ooh...crashin'
i hit a cop car...now, i'm goin' downtown
beep beep
beep beep

crinkled by me...all crinkled by me
wrecked by me...all wrecked by me
smashed by me...all smashed by me
whoa !...beep beep...beep beep

can't...stop
zoom zoom zoom zoom
zoom zoom zoom zoom
smash smash smash smash
crashin'
can't...stop
zoom zoom zoom zoom
zoom zoom zoom zoom
smash smash smash smash
crashin'
can't...stop
zoom zoom zoom zoom
zoom zoom zoom zoom
smash smash smash smash
crashin'

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John Barry - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This drove me to laughter.
2Eagle - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Stay away from the Buena Vista - San Fernando intersection.
alvin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john...thanks 2eagle....and the traffic circle in long beach !
59Eagle - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS but it was a good read. To my fellow Eagle: you live in Burbank, CA? Me too!
Peter Andersson - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
David Bowie is always the new black... porsche...
alvin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 59eagle and peter
LittleBumperCakes - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Duke o'Swerve~ I love it! Smashing & crashing into cars is one of my secret desires . . . You've illustrated it quite well.
alvin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleBumperCakes
Meriadoc - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Hate the OS - this was a wonderfully amusing improvement.
Peregrin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Rats, Merry beat me to it, I also loathed the OS. the first two lines of this one had me chukling out loud, great job.
alvin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry and peregrin...great minds think alike

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