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Song Parodies -> "Eating Asian Food With Laxatives"

Original Song Title:

"Putting Out The FIre With Gasoline"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Eating Asian Food With Laxatives"

Parody Written by:

Stella

The Lyrics

I know where I've been
In the loo for what seems to be years
Sat on porcelain
It's been so long
Feel my guts enraged
It's just the fear of vindaloo
Now I know the pain
And it's been so long
And I've been eating Asian food
With laxatives

See my hole so red
Making my bottom like the Japanese flag
Those who feel the stench
Leave the street and change their minds
It's been so long
It started with prawn madras
Just a couple of onion bhajis
Took laxatives by mistake
You wouldn't believe what I've been through
It's been so long
Yes it took so long
And I've been eating Asian food with laxatives
Eating Asian food with laxatives

See these tears so true
A sphincter muscle which can never mend
The pain which made me cry
Toilet rolls used right to the end
The loo was where I've been
Seems I'd sit there for a thousand years
So much came out of me
You wouldn't believe what I've been through
It took so long
Well it took so long
And I've been eating Asian food with laxatives
Eating Asian food with laxatives

(Took so long, took so long)
Well it took so long
(Took so long)
Been eating Asian food
(Took so long)
Took so long
(Took so long)
Been eating Asian food
(Took so long)
Took so long
(Took so long)
Eating Asian food
(Took so long)
Took so long
(So long so long)
Took so long
(So long so long)
Eating Asian food
(Took so long, so long, so long)
Eating Asian food
(Took so long, so long)
Took so long
(So long)

(Took so long, so long, so long)
(Took so long, so long, so long)
Been eating Asian food
(Took so long, so long, so long)
Been eating Asian food
(Took so long, so long, so long)
Took so long
(Took so long, so long, so long)...

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Tommy Turtle - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so won't judge pacing on this one, but the analogy that taking laxatives after eating Asian (Indian?) food is like putting gasoline on a fire was a really good and clever analogy. Take some Fives for this one.

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