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Song Parodies -> "An Ode To Jason Voorhees"

Original Song Title:

"Ziggy Stardust"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"An Ode To Jason Voorhees"

Parody Written by:

Mystik Tomato

The Lyrics

Yeah, I dunno what persuaded me to write this.Enjoy!
Jason was a weird kid, drowned in Crystal Lake
Then his Mom sabotaged the camp, 'cause she had snapped
By killing counselors
She was decapitated, while Jason watched

Jason went nutzoid, put on a pillowcase and with a machete
Like that Michael Myers, he could kill 'em by stabbing
He could leave 'em to hang
Or even impaling them, electrocuted or even given a big hug

So where were the coppers while the psycho tried to kill us all?
Woulda liked to survived
But we were not gonna end as the damn final girl

Jason went to hell, but was revived by Freddy Kreuger
He wanted Jace to kill, and get kids off the pill
Named Hypnocil
Fred got furious, 'cause Jace took it all to far

In a climactic battle, Jason went back to his castle
He fought at Crystal Lake
The some girl named Lori took off Freddy's ugly head

Jason is a murderer
Thanks to Wkipedia for giving me all the info, 'cause I'm to chicken to see a FT13

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Pacing: 1.8
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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 5

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Yoidy - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Been seein' a lot of Bowie parodies. My favorite 13th flick is when Jason takes Manhatten.
Poopie - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting parody of an interesting 70s song.

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