Jason was a weird kid, drowned in Crystal Lake
Then his Mom sabotaged the camp, 'cause she had snapped
By killing counselors
She was decapitated, while Jason watched

Jason went nutzoid, put on a pillowcase and with a machete
Like that Michael Myers, he could kill 'em by stabbing
He could leave 'em to hang
Or even impaling them, electrocuted or even given a big hug

So where were the coppers while the psycho tried to kill us all?
Woulda liked to survived
But we were not gonna end as the damn final girl

Jason went to hell, but was revived by Freddy Kreuger
He wanted Jace to kill, and get kids off the pill
Named Hypnocil
Fred got furious, 'cause Jace took it all to far

In a climactic battle, Jason went back to his castle
He fought at Crystal Lake
The some girl named Lori took off Freddy's ugly head

Jason is a murderer