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Song Parodies -> "Julie Chen"

Original Song Title:

"China Girl"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Julie Chen"

Parody Written by:

Kimberly Adams

The Lyrics

Julie Chen is the second wife of the president of CBS, Leslie Moonves.She hosts the Big Brother/Early Morning news shows, sometimes very poorly. Picture Les Moonves singing this song instead of David Bowie.
Oh oh oh herrow (hello) little Julie Chen
Oh oh oh herrow little Julie Chen

I could escape my first marriage, with my Julie Chen
I feel a wreck without my, little Julie Chen
I hear my heart beating, through my trousers
Saw my vows crashing

Im a mess without my, little Julie Chen
Wake up mornings where's my, little Julie Chen
I hear my box spring beating, loud as thunder
I saw my bed frame crashing down

I feel older than Marlon Brando
When I look at my Julie Chen
I could pretend that my family never meant too much
When I look at my Julie Chen

I stumble into town just like a drunken cow
Visions of chains n' whips in my head
Plans for everyone
Its in the white of my hair

My little Julie Chen
You should marry me
Ill improve everything you are
Ill put you on television
Let you host Big Brother too
Ill give you a job on The Early Show

And when I get excited
My little Julie Chen says
Oh baby just put it in my mouth
She says ... sh
She says
She says

And when I get excited
My little Julie Chen says
Oh baby just you put it in my mouth
And when I get excited
My little Julie Chen says
Oh baby just you put it in my mouth
She says ... sh
She says

Oh oh oh herrow (hello) little Julie Chen
Oh oh oh herrow little Julie Chen
Oh oh oh herrow little Julie Chen
Oh oh oh herrow little Julie Chen
Oh oh oh herrow little Julie Chen

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Agrimorfee - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Classless. Too much of the original still intact. "Put it in my mouth" crosses the sex line for this site. "Herro" is bad racism. Get out of my sight.
Go BB Janelle - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
And now for a not so serious opinion! I thought it was funny, I watch the shows she host's and she is not engaging at all.

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