(Stretch pants)
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Flex pants)
With this song, I'm sayin' they're the way to go

(Give way)
Where cellulite has been placed
(Give way)
You fill them well, there's no empty space

If you must run, they'll run with you
And if you are wide, they're wi-i-i-ide
But don't subject them to
Excessive force or you
May find they burst
You could do harm
Like snapping a wet towel

(Stretch pants)

(Stretch pants)
No fear your pants could fall
(Flex pants)
If they're two sizes small
(Give way)
They accentuate your thighs
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite

And if you're well hung, they'll hang with you
No, they'll never hide, your pride
But, if an inch or two
Is all that's given you
It takes some gall
To put them on
Your love life may go sour

(Stretch pants)
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite
(Flex pants)
Stretch pants, stretch pants, stretch pants
(Give way)
If they are too tight, some serious moon bite