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Song Parodies -> "Stretch Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Stretch Pants"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

This is parody #50 for me. I was going to wait until I recorded it to post it but, what the heck, we can't all be the Spaffmeister! I'll record it later. I don't think anyone has done this OS here yet. Hope you enjoy it.
(Stretch pants)
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Flex pants)
With this song, I'm sayin' they're the way to go

(Give way)
Where cellulite has been placed
(Give way)
You fill them well, there's no empty space

If you must run, they'll run with you
And if you are wide, they're wi-i-i-ide
But don't subject them to
Excessive force or you
May find they burst
You could do harm
Like snapping a wet towel

(Stretch pants)

(Stretch pants)
No fear your pants could fall
(Flex pants)
If they're two sizes small
(Give way)
They accentuate your thighs
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite

And if you're well hung, they'll hang with you
No, they'll never hide, your pride
But, if an inch or two
Is all that's given you
It takes some gall
To put them on
Your love life may go sour

(Stretch pants)
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite
(Flex pants)
Stretch pants, stretch pants, stretch pants
(Give way)
If they are too tight, some serious moon bite

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I was hoping for the obscure 50s song by Chris Montez...but this is still fab! 555
alvin rhodes - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
the "serious moon bite" was worth the price of admission alone..5s
Paul Robinson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
not a stretch for me to give this one "5's" ~ ~ ~ nice job...good to see some Bowie stuff up here...under-utilized on the site...
Rick C - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof, Alvin and Paul. Yeah, Paul, I was surprised when I thought of the title and, did a search, that nobody had done a parody to this OS before. I'll do some more Bowie. (I won't do him THAT way, not that there's anything wrong with that)!
Jeff Reuben - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Congrats on #50..."But don't subject them to Excessive force or you May find they burst" gave me a visual of someone wearing one of those new Glad stretch garbage bags. Great idea for this song (I'm surprised it hasn't been done as well)
Red Ant - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Gratz on #50 as well Rick, and great job on this OS. 5s.
AFW - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This one shows your flexibility....great goin'
MrMacphisto - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... Rick, this is my favorite of your material...
Stuart McArthur - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
now I reckon that OS would be hard to do - great job Rick - loved the "serious moon bite" play on the original (and save it for use in a future werewolf parody) - 555
Patrick Yoness - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, I could actuallly hear the background singers on the "wi-i-i-ide"
Agrimorfee - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
"Serious moon bite"---serious laugh attack!!!
Rick C - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Jeff, Red Ant, MrMacPhisto, Stuart, Patrick and Agrimorfee. Comments are always appreciated.
Rick D - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Repeated note:Thanks Rick. I haven't forgotten you, I've just been out of it lately. Send me a PM with your home address and it will remind me to send you a cd.

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