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Song Parodies -> "Spoilt"

Original Song Title:

"Loyal"

Original Performer:

Dave Dobbyn

Parody Song Title:

"Spoilt"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

This is a parody of a parody. Gish did the first verse of this called "Motor Oil" about him trying a new drug, and drew inspiration of Tin Man from Wizard of Oz. Mine is about some strange living habits I saw someone had.
I can't remember, the last time I drank you
Keeping the foods longer than [the date] it was mentioned
It's not too close for comfort, I won't spew them out
If I could have more time, I would some

Can't put it in a blender, or just throw it away
It's too expensive to buy cheese from the market
I could try something different, but the fact remained:
It smells weird, the fresh stuff

Milk that's spoilt
The meat is spoilt, too
Cooked with old oil
That special spoilt fume
I am spoilt
To have the spoilt foods
Milk that’s spoilt
It’s cheaper that way

It’s cheaper that way, world

It’s cheaper that way, world

Out in the real world, the price for the new
Why bother having the fresh?
Sometimes, when you are so broke, and when it seems
Too much too live just one more moment

The old smell is too precious, so why waste it, love?
The prices will not go down now
Oh, so why are you trashing, all of my stuff?
They’re too hard too replace now

Milk that's spoilt
The meat is spoilt, too
Cooked with old oil
That special spoilt fume
I am spoilt
To have the spoilt foods
Milk that’s spoilt
It’s cheaper that way, baby

All foods spoilt
Don’t worry; they won’t make me go hurl
If you can try some tart right now
Or leave it for a month or two

And you can taste it, spoilt
The meat is spoilt, too
Cooked with old oil
That special spoilt fume
I am spoilt
To have the spoilt foods
Milk that’s spoilt
It’s cheaper that way

Spoilt
The bread’s not past its date till 2
I love the spoilt
That old special spoilt fume
Only spoilt
All the fruits will be spoilt, too
And I feel spoilt, it’s cheaper that way baby...
Keep it that way baby,
Keep it that way now!

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Bay Osborn - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I thought it was funny, you must of known it was a parody, and you made your decision before you had even heard it, if comedy ain't your thing. Don't listen to it?. I bet Dave didn't mind, its a good song, as is hotel California.. because nothing worse than an opinionated whinges, listen to music, and return your positives to that.. don't listen to comedy your name not into.. I love a laugh... not your flavour, the man can sing, he's clever, and can play with he guitar,,, individualism.... love it.... I love music...like you.. we all can't be the same.... and thank god for that.... My advice watch the news. Good on you GISH,, and others, love to laugh churrrr

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