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My friends wonder why I look younger all the time

What can I say?

They appeal to me to give my secret away

They think maybe I can help
Well, I hope that they're right

Alright!

They'd be better off by listening to my advice

When they insist
On knowing my bliss

I tell them this

When they want to know what my secret is

I only unzip my fly
Then whip out my guy


Pee! Guzz your piss!
Your piss is nu-tri-tious!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Your piss you can't resist!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Because your piss
Gives you e-ter-nal life!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Your piss will give you bliss!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Drink piss, I must insist!

Mysterious
This secret is
Of e-ver-las-ting life!


They go crazy wondering what's so special about pee

But they might just take my advice, 'cause I look like a teen

Sometimes I forget that I'm fifty
I don't regret that I flaunt

I flaunt!

Regret that I'm young, regret youth?
I couldn't go on!

But if you insist
On knowing my bliss

I'll tell you this

If you want to know what my secret is

I'll only unzip my fly
Then whip out my guy


Pee! Guzz your piss!
Your piss is nu-tri-tious!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Though this might taste like fish!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Because your piss
Gives you im-mor-tal life!


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Pee! Guzz your piss!
Fill this, cup in, your fist!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Drink piss, I must insist!

Mysterious
This secret is
Of e-ver-las-ting life!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Your piss is nu-tri-tious!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Don't hiss! I'm sure of this!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Because your piss
Gives e-ver-las-ting life!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Your piss you can't resist!

Pee! Guzz your piss!
Re-sis-tance fu-tile is!

Because in piss
You'll kiss the bliss
Of e-ver-las-ting life!