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Song Parodies -> "Castlevania"

Original Song Title:

"It's A Miracle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Castlevania"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Whips that can't be beat
You never know who you might meet
Who's in disguise
Ooh as you whip a bat
There's no one there to strike you back
It's no surprise
I don't believe my eyes

Castlevania,Castlevania
Castlevania,Castlevania
Castlevania,Castlevania
And dreams aren't worth of illusion

Dance with the nightmare freak
The holy water can't be beat
I'll take you there
Run to the edge of town
Where enemies lay their footprints down
Dracula's there
But do you really care

Castlevania,Castlevania
Castlevania,Castlevania
Castlevania,Castlevania
And dreams aren't worth of illusion

(Why) Castlevania
(Why) Castlevania
(Why) Castlevania
(Why) Castlevania

Whips that can't be beat
You never know who you might meet
Who's in disguise (who's in disguise)
Ooh as you whip a bat
There's no one there to strike you back
It's no surprise
I don't believe my eyes

Castlevania,Castlevania
Castlevania,Castlevania
Castlevania,Castlevania
And dreams aren't worth of illusion

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Jeff Reuben - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely loved this game when it came out on Nintendo way back

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