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Song Parodies -> "Comey Chameleon"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Chameleon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Comey Chameleon"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

a request made by my ma, about the spineless, Cowardly Comey, of course! please enjoy!
saw the malice in your eyes on that day
we've all listened to your lies, heard you say
“that woman, we can't convict her
that poor gal, she didn't know”
the people said to evict her
she had to go, and you followed

Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
thug life would be easy if you treat thugs like Hillary
“nothing to see, nothing there be”

we all heard your wicked words on that day
“and Obama was so sweet” we heard you say
but now Trump makes you uneasy
that to me, don't sound that strong
said now Trump made you feel queasy
now it's so long, he said so long

Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
thug life would be easy if you treat thugs like Hillary
“nothing to see, nothing there be”

calling 45 a liar
it's no wonder you got fired
calling 45 a liar
it's no wonder you got fired

tried to hide behind a curtain
you're a man without a spine
got the boot, reaction’s certain
you cry and whine, you cry and whine

Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
thug life would be easy if you treat thugs like Hillary
“nothing to see, nothing there be”

Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
thug life would be easy if you treat thugs like Hillary
“nothing to see, nothing there be”

Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
thug life would be easy if you treat thugs like Hillary
“nothing to see, nothing there be”

Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
thug life would be easy if you treat thugs like Hillary
“nothing to see, nothing there be”
thanks for reading!

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CML - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
I was wondering when someone was going to make that connection
Rob Arndt - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Comey is an idiot and a flip-flopper. 555!
Jonathan - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
CML - 'twas my mom's idea. thanks ma!
Rob - how true, how true. thanks again, mate!
Long Pants - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
The greatest obstacle to independence and adulthood is the belief in "My mama done tol' me."
My Mama & Papa Told Me - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Forget the Fifth Commandment, fool?
Long Pants - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^ The best way to honor your parents is to exceed them in wisdom and not repeat their mistakes, for which we forgive them.
Jonathan - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thanks for sharing your opinion, Mr. Comey, I mean Long Pants... but seriously, don't you have some drapes you should be trying to blend into?
Spanky - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Hey Jonathan, go tell your mother she wants you.

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