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Song Parodies -> "Dharma Chameleon"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Chameleon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Dharma Chameleon"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

Here's the original song. This parody is based off of Dragon Quest/Warrior 3, particularly the Goof Off/Jester class from the game. This class was more of a novelty, as they would sometimes play around in battle. Some of the parody lines are actual things I've seen them do in the game. While this makes Goof Off/Jester a pain to deal with in your party, they do have one up side, they can change into the powerful Sage class at Dharma for free.
Carefree dancing in your step everyday
When a battle does a occur, you just play

You're a goof, who laughs in battle
(a goof...)
You're a goof, who juggles stones
(a goof...)
It is just, a big annoyance
(is just)
It's getting old, it's getting old

Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma Chameleon
You change and go, you change and go
(ooh...)
Fighting would be easy if you're using some spells like these
Blaze, Heal and Sleep, Blaze, Heal and Sleep
(ooh...)

Didn't need your stupid games everyday
When I told you to attack, you stood and gazed
Then you tried, to cast Explodet
(you tried...)
Saw you chew, some onion gum
(you chew...)
Then you went, and goosed the Fighter
(you went...)
You sung a song, you sung a song

Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma Chameleon
You change and go, you change and go
(ooh...)
Fighting would be easy if you're using some spells like these
Blaze, Heal and Sleep, Blaze, Heal and Sleep
(ooh...)

Everyday, we're locked in battle
(in battle...)
You're a Sage now, not a Jester
Everyday we get in battles
(in battles...)
You're a Sage now, and you're helpful

I'm a Sage, who aids in battle
(a Sage...)
I'm a Sage, who heals us all*
(a Sage...)
I am now, a good supporter
(am now...)
The fight is on, the fight is on

Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma Chameleon
You change and go, you change and go
(ooh...)
Fighting is so easy while you're using some spells like these
Boom, Heal and Sleep, Boom, Heal and Sleep
(ooh...)
Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma Chameleon
You change and go, you change and go
Fighting is so easy while you're using some spells like these
Boom, Heal and Sleep, Boom, Heal and Sleep
Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma Chameleon
You change and go, you change and go
(ooh...)
Fighting is so easy while you're using some spells like these
Boom, Heal and Sleep, Boom, Heal and Sleep
(ooh...)

*Fade out*
*Pun!!! Anyway, comments? : )

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Christie Marie M - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Haven't played Dragon Quest. Internet gaming isn't really my thing, but my bro is totally nuts about it that he's on the comp 24-7....make it 48-14. Anways, this songs shifts with 555 flying colors! You da man, Step-Chan!
Stephen Harrington - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie. They have internet gaming versions of Dragon Quest? (I've only played the console versions)
Lee - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm afraid I don't know much about this parody's subject matter, but I've always like the OS and you did a great job with it. 5's.
Below Average Dave - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha! Wonderful idea, and I actually am a fan of the original song. Good job Stephen, love how you bring the songs into your life
Stephen Harrington - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Lee and BAD! : )

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