-> "Zookeeping Is Rather Beastly"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Zookeeping Is Rather Beastly"
The Lyrics
Feeding time
The alarm does chime
But it's not my deal
Gnus and rats and wallabyes
Lions, bears and seals
Zookeeping is kind of beastly
Zookeeping is a daily trial
Zookeeping is kind of beastly
Zookeeping is a daily trial
Tubs of fishes nauseate me
Dolphins give a greedy eye
And the monkeys are now learning
How to throw fruit very far
Cruddy camels spit right on me
And hyenas laugh: "Har Har Har!"
Zookeeping is kind of beastly
Zookeeping is a daily trial
If you think that this is easy
Let's see you clean up their piles!
Big cats chow on slabs of sirloin
What a waste, I shed my tears
Come tomorrow, I will purloin
Some for home and roast those steers!
I'm just talking, but believe me
It's the truth, I gotta go
These beasts are beasts for just no reason
Even lovebirds hate me so
Plus I got bad allergies
I'm sneezing away
This type of job, it's not for me
I'm quitting today!
Zookeeping is kind of beastly
Time to give another job a try
Maybe work at J.C. Penney?
Maybe retail work won't make me cry?
Zookeeping is kind of beastly
Zookeeping is a daily trial
Zookeeping is kind of beastly
Zookeeping is a daily trial
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