Song Parodies -> Grew Two Really Monster Nernies
| Original Song Title: | "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" |
| Original Performer: | Culture Club |
| Parody Song Title: | "Grew Two Really Monster Nernies" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
DKTOS? Click here to hear it. "Nernies" (pronounced "ner-neeze") is a slang term for testicles.
( very slow tempo over background choir vocals )
Too much time
Hear-ing Boy George whine!
How that du-u-u-umb-ass squeals!
No long-errrrr
Im-biiiiibe his criiiiies!
Wow man, I be healed ...
( two drumbeats )
( uptempo rhythm shift )
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster great big guys!
Masculicious herds of spermies!
Lovers never act surprised!
In my glands a fire's burning!
Chew to-bacco, find a gal!
Precious sweet girls always tell me,
They'd be glad to be my pal!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster GREAT big guys!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental riff )
Culture Club's ties are bro-ken!
I won't let them in my ears!
My he-ter-o-fire's smokin'
Sauna-time, my female dears!
You may doubt it, but believe me ---
--- if you listen to the sound ---
--- of Boy George's pouting wheezing ---
--- your testosterone goes down!
Cul-ture Clu-u-ub's,
mu-sic, you see,
will take it --- a-way!
Boy George sings, but a-not to me!
And oh, sir, I've gained ...
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster GREAT big guys!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental interlude )
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster GREAT BIG GUYS!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental riff )
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental ending )
Too much time
Hear-ing Boy George whine!
How that du-u-u-umb-ass squeals!
No long-errrrr
Im-biiiiibe his criiiiies!
Wow man, I be healed ...
( two drumbeats )
( uptempo rhythm shift )
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster great big guys!
Masculicious herds of spermies!
Lovers never act surprised!
In my glands a fire's burning!
Chew to-bacco, find a gal!
Precious sweet girls always tell me,
They'd be glad to be my pal!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster GREAT big guys!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental riff )
Culture Club's ties are bro-ken!
I won't let them in my ears!
My he-ter-o-fire's smokin'
Sauna-time, my female dears!
You may doubt it, but believe me ---
--- if you listen to the sound ---
--- of Boy George's pouting wheezing ---
--- your testosterone goes down!
Cul-ture Clu-u-ub's,
mu-sic, you see,
will take it --- a-way!
Boy George sings, but a-not to me!
And oh, sir, I've gained ...
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster GREAT big guys!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental interlude )
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster GREAT BIG GUYS!
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental riff )
Grew two really monster nernies!
Grew two really monster
great
big
guys ...
( instrumental ending )
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Your testosterone goes down!
Cul-ture Clu-u-ub's
Mu-sic, you see
Will take it --- a-way!
THAT... is something I have always suspected, glad to see that I'm not the only one appalled by this song. Just listening to it once make me feel I need to go wrestle one of the polar bears out on the street to restore my testosterone balance.
Cul-ture Clu-u-ub's
Mu-sic, you see
Will take it --- a-way!
THAT... is something I have always suspected, glad to see that I'm not the only one appalled by this song. Just listening to it once make me feel I need to go wrestle one of the polar bears out on the street to restore my testosterone balance.
Very ammusing, that must be true then. 555
Thank you, Peter and Stephen.
555.
Do you really want to cheer me, do you really want to make me laugh... I guess you do!
Thanks, 2Eagle and Rex.
This. Was. Lame. Culture Club 4 Life!!!
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