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Song Parodies -> "Garlic Chicken Chow Mein"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Chameleon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Garlic Chicken Chow Mein"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Orange chicken is my favorite food
Even though that orange chicken tastes so good
I'm a man who's eating some shrimp
I'm a man who wasn't fat
Please do not call me a wimp
I don't like that,I don't like that

Garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic chicken chow mein
I don't eat this,I don't eat this
Some Chinese food would be tasted bad
Don't make me mad,don't make me mad

Do you eat up all of my shrimp fried rice
And I really really said,it wasn't nice
Chinese food was not so ugly
You can go eat stir fry
Vegetables like small corn
You haven't tried,you haven't tried

Garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic chicken chow mein
I don't eat this,I don't eat this
Some Chinese food would be tasted bad
Don't make me mad,don't make me mad

Dinner time for Panda Express
You got hunger,don't make a mess
Dinner time for Panda Express
You got hunger,don't make a mess

I'm a man who's eating some shrimp
I'm a man who wasn't fat
Please do not call me a wimp
I don't like that,I don't like that

Garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic chicken chow mein
I don't eat this,I don't eat this
Some Chinese food would be tasted bad
Don't make me mad,don't make me mad

Garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic chicken chow mein
I don't eat this,I don't eat this
Some Chinese food would be tasted bad
Don't make me mad,don't make me mad

Garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic,garlic chicken chow mein
I don't eat this,I don't eat this
Some Chinese food would be tasted bad
Don't make me mad,don't make me mad

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