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Song Parodies -> "My Mother's Boss"

Original Song Title:

"Southern Cross"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"My Mother's Boss"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, it's "Career Day" and this little girl is going to get to see where (and for whom) her Mom works...and then form some rather distinct impressions of her own about the situation...
Went to work with my Mom
"cause it was "Career Day"
It's s'posed to teach me
what it's like to work

I can see now why she's frayed
and is so uptight
"Cause her boss is scum
the guy is a jerk

From his snout he spews out
"I'd like to boink you"
And he fondles every woman there
Always acts that way

All of the evidence I see says
that he is a pig, man
Harassment? Yes, all day I watched him leer
at his Secretary

(Thinkin' bout)
Thinkin' "bout how many times
it's appalling
Appears like abuse to me
Lawyer, I'd be callin'
If he tried that sh*t on me
think I would cold-cock him

I would kick that clown right in the nuts
Certainly I'd kick his butt
Won't treat me like a slut
"Cause he'll know I will

Wow, I see my Mother's boss
is perverse slime
I understand now
why she dresses plain

"Cause the filthy piece of scum that
she works for
Sure is a pig; all his comments
are comments meant to degrade

So I'm saying to my Mother
"How can you take this
from this slob of a boss you work for
This is just so insane"

"I need this gig
and you know I am not lying
What with the gas and rent and food
and your tuition that I must pay"

(That filthy lout)
Think about how many times
he has touched you
Brushed up against your breasts
and leaned in over on you
If that did happen to me
I would surely sock him

That would make him howl, for sure
Teach that lousy piece of dirt
He'd pay to chase this skirt
That pig makes me ill
He would pay the bill

~ ~ ~ (Instrumental break) ~ ~ ~

Yeah, that creep he would be writhing
with his balls busted
Be lying there on the floor
and his sleazy act would be through

Would not forget who he messed with
He would be crying
that scummy bum
he would regret that he'd harassed you
Damn my Mother's Boss

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Johnny D - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
ARRGH matey, a good one from Crosby, Stills, and Nash-'em-in-the-Balls!
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD...this was another one I had not tackled before...kind of fun once I got in the flow...
alvin rhodes - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny...5s
Rick C - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody on a touchy subject....555
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin & RC.
Meriadoc - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said!
Adagio - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul.
Paul Robinson - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mer...Thanks, Pat...

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