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Song Parodies -> "8% of the A's"

Original Song Title:

"8% of My Love"

Original Performer:

Cris Franco

Parody Song Title:

"8% of the A's"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

Fans, I already told you I love you
I already loaned you this game
So how come just when everything was goin' so good
You gotta bring up this commitment thing?
You say you ain't gettin' a hundred percent of the MLB, and I admit it's true
But long before today, I gave most of it away
So there's hardly any left for you!

I'm savin' 4% for The Mets, Mike Piazza want to eat a burger
And 8% for the Seattle Mariners
6% for the Red Sox
8% for the Astros
12 for the Pittsburgh Pirates
And 5% for the Cubs!

But I can give you 8% of the A's
8% of the A's
8/100 of the time you're the team we rock
Yeah, yeah yeah
8% for Eric Byrnes
8% for Bobby Crosby
Just part of eight
But the fans will cheer
You're the only one that we will rock

But when you add it up, that will have 43 wins!
That should be 57 all for those wins!
All for those wins!

Sorry, kid, that's not the situation-
I've just begun, don't spoil my concentration!

Now there's 9% for Yankees, it was lead by Giambi
And add another 10% for the San Francisco Giants!
4% for the Rangers
8% for the Orioles
18 for the Devil Rays
If you don't like it you can take a strike!

'Cause you still got
8% of the A's
8/100 of the time you're the team we rock
8% for Mike Rouse
8% for Ken Macha
I already went and spent 92% of alot of big wins!
I already went and spent 92% of alot of big wins!

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Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Even the Fonz wouldn't look at the dismembered hulk of the Oakland ballclub and say, "Ayyyy..." Hmmmm, could we be looking at the first MLB team to move three times? At the new Montreal Expos? (Green and gold in a city whose teams have all been blue, blanc et rouge? Yechhhh...)

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