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Song Parodies -> "Headline News (2008-2010)"

Original Song Title:

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

Original Performer:

Crash Test Dummies

Parody Song Title:

"Headline News (2008-2010)"

Parody Written by:

Itai Gal

The Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic's parody of the song included 3 famous stories from the mid-90's, so I decided to write an updated version. The first one is Michael Jackson's death, the second one is Lady Gaga's weird new video clip "Telephone" (and all the rumors about her being a man), and the last one is about Ringo Starr and his "no more fan mails" video.
Once there was this guy who
had some plastic surgeries that made him look disgusting,
And when he finally came back
he had a heart attack and he just died.
They said that it was the doctor
That gave him way too much drugs…

Mmm mmm mmm mmm,
Mmm mmm mmm mmm…

Once there was this girl who
Wore a freaky tiger suit and plasters on her nipples
And when she met Beyonce
She took a nasty bite from her sandwich.
They say she had a penis,
but no one ever prooved it...

Mmm mmm mmm mmm,
Mmm mmm mmm mmm…
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,
Mmm mmm mmm mmm…

They just loved being a big hit
But one guy just wanted to stop it

'Cause then, there was this drummer
Who told his fans he's got no time to answer all their letters
And when he saw their comments
He saw they didn't care much about it
Who cares about the drummer?
He always just have been there…

Mmm mmm mmm mmm,
Mmm mmm mmm mmm…
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,
Mmm mmm mmm mmm…
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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Lee - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Pretty good. 5's.

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