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Song Parodies -> "Dummy"

Original Song Title:

"Zombie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Dummy"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

A truly stupid song. This is not intended as an insult to retarded people.
Another dead head, dopey
Moron's slow, no fakin'
And the big dunce has no sense
Intelligence was taken

And you see he's silly, he's all giggly
Brain is dead, brain is dead, he is flighty
When he thinks, he goes numb
And he's dumb, he's no fun
Brain is dead, brain is dead, no use trying

Brain is dead, brain is dead
Dummy, dummy, dummy
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk
Air's in his head
Skull is lead
Dummy, dummy, dummy
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hey--doh, de, doh doh, doh, (ad lib in the voice of the Buzzard from the old Bugs Bunny cartoons)

He's been dumb since he was 16
Brain is dead, brain is dead, he's so flighty
When he thinks, he goes numb
And he's dumb, now I'm done
Brain is dead, brain is dead, I am crying

Brain is dead, brain is dead
Dummy, dummy, dummy
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk
Air's in his head
Skull is lead
Dummy, dummy, dummy
Hyuk hyuk hyuk, hyuk, doh, doh, doh (ad lib as before, or as Homer Simpson)
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee. agrimorfee@hotmail.com

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 34

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 3
 3
 
 2   13
 14
 12
 
 3   3
 2
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 4   2
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 5   12
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Jeff Reuben - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
It was okay. You've written better, but I've seen worse. Don't care about the decade =)
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear neither "decade police" nor "mr x"-- Maybe because I FORGOT? B.F.D.
Stephen aka Step-chan - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it's a good parody! Pacing 4 Funny 5 Overall 4
John Jenkins - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Jeff's assessment, but the parody deserves 5s to balance the undeserved low scores. But, Agrimorfee, what happened? Did you cut someone off on the freeway with an AmiRight bumber sticker on your car?
Agrimorfee - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
John J., if you think this is odd, check out the vote on this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/pinkfloyd114.shtml. WTF?
Stephen aka Step-chan - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Where the logic kick in on that rating? Pacing 1 Funny 3 Overall 5? That's the weirdest vote I've ever seen!
Red Ant - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Agrimforee, DKTOS well enough to vote, but this looks like a 333 to me ( no vote recorded ). Doesn't deserve the piles of one's it has. :)
Adagio - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) DKTOS, but good read anyway, so 5's. You really set off a tinderbox of low votes here!
poopie longstocking - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I bet the Decade Police gave it low votes.
Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Someone you know?
Agrimorfee - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Just today, another straight 1's were cast on this. Cripes. :(
Charlie Decker - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but what the heck is up with all the 1s? How many enemies do you have, anyway?
Poopie Longstocking - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
To Charlie Decker: I presume it's all the decade cops pointing out the fact that the Cranberries are not an eighties band.
Guy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) I find the ones voters and the decade police and the like to be mentally challenging when I think of them so I try not to. I'll take this parody with the grain of salt that is needed as per your disclaimer and give you the benefit of the doubt on your intentions. All in all not a bad parody. I'll 5 it, if only to counterbalance the undeserved one votes.
Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
D: Cripes, the "Ones Guy" really did a number on you! That certainly confirms at least one of my theories about him. ;) I know a guy this could have been written about and he's not "special dumb" he's just plain old everyday dumb... a perfect example of the stereotypical meat head. So, I got a real kick out of this!
The Ones Guy - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I would have voted Fives if only you had put 90s. Is that so hard to do? I think not!
Agrimorfee - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What an asshole. (I don't say that often, but I must in this case.)
wondering.. - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Is the Ones Guy related to the Decade Police?
Johnny D - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Zombies and Suffering Bastards are great tropical drinks.
Stuart McArthur - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) not often that Buzzard from Bug Bunny gets a cameo these days - nice work Agri
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hoorah, I KTOS! Well rhymed, even if it was taken harshly by some. (OK, most.) 544
Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, and can't follow the midis I found :-(
Kristof Robertson - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was Ok, Agri...not one of your best. 544
Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) ....
Phil Alexander - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
As others have said, not one of your best, Ag - but 19 1s??? Must be quite a few people out there who reckon you've written it about them.
MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS; I almost gave it all ones, you know, just to follow the crowd. :-)
Arwen - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--DKTOS...sorry!
Poopie Long Stocking - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
To Mystery Goat and Phil: I think it was the decade police who have been giving it one's.
ChuckyG - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I yanked out all the 1's, from the same repeat voter. I can also tell they've been around for a long time, and quite likely lame-wads.
Goofball - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
How could you yank out the 1's? Is that possible? Maybe you could do that with some of Will Tong's parodies as well...
C.J. Spindler - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, but I just can't accept any inaccurate pieces of information. I think the perfect scolution would be to eliminate the decade listbox and have all future entries go in as "misc"; that way there would be no decade for anyone to gripe about. That would eliminate all future decade erorrs. Or would that be too suggestive?
Agrimorfee - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
THANKS CHUCKY! :)))
Some Guy - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Good idea, CJ!
Poopie Longstocking - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I forgot to mention that I voted 5,5,5 on this long ago despite a flub in the time frame. I do read parodies that aren't about poo, you know.
Ballot Box Watchers - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Now it appears that the Twos Guy is infiltrating this parody with HIS votes...
Rex - March 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice idea, IMHO it could be better with specific examples of dumbness, and even better with real examples taken from the news. Love bringing in the buzzard from the cartoons, I remembered that voice immediately.
bobpiecheese - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've never heard of the buzzard you mentioned, but besides that, this was not one of your best. It was a bit too vague for my tastes and it was missing a verse (at least going by the video). Still not deserving of all of the one's, but definitely could've done with a lot of polishing. You've spruced up old parodies for Artistry before, why not this one?
Max Power - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Good parody although not as good as your later works, still...guess the uno bomber have been around before. That nub is a real pest.
Red Ant - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Okay, I see I commented years ago, but I listened to TOS song this time. I did have some pretty bad problems scanning this, just didnt work, written from a set of incomplete lyrics is my best guess. Good humor and rhymes. 344
Matthias - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Decent parody but you've really come a long, long, LONG way since you've written this one and it clearly shows.

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