-> "Cool But Crude"
Original Song Title:
"Healthy Food"
Parody Song Title:
"Cool But Crude"
The Lyrics
Well,my name is Raphael
Even though,I'm red
Just a ninja turtle careless but so cool
Even Leonardo leads
Hang on to your seat
Man,not that easy being cruel
Well,I'm setting you straight
With the weapons you hate
Wielding only two sais can't be wrong
Now when Splinter gets to you
And no need to bust through
So you want to be clumsy not strong
Cool but crude
So,you're acting rude
You were somewhat good
Raphael's cool but crude
Your lack of attitude
Forget the Shredder dude
You felt just weird if you'd
Become cool but crude
You notice that when you fight varied soldiers
You get more out of every fight
You need special skills
Don't live for thrills
No matter what's wrong or right
Wreaking havoc on those
Who strike a bad pose
And go ahead,time to fight
Pathetic that is
Get a load of this
Offensive,you know what's right
Cool but crude
So,you're acting rude
You were somewhat good
Raphael's cool but crude
Your lack of attitude
Forget the Shredder dude
You felt just weird if you'd
Become cool but crude
Those dumb foot soldiers
Never drink Folger's
They're ninjas getting awful
And Leonardo's glad
Don't wanna be bad
Believe me,it's painful
Some menace is hatred
Totally wicked
Stop spinning like a violent storm
You won't really get dumb
Even though you are numb
Fear is strong as a rhino horn
Cool but crude
So,you're acting rude
You were somewhat good
Raphael's cool but crude
Your lack of attitude
Forget the Shredder dude
You felt just weird if you'd
Become cool but crude
Cool but crude
So,you're acting rude
You were somewhat good
Raphael's cool but crude
Your lack of attitude
Forget the Shredder dude
You felt just weird if you'd
Become cool but crude
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