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Song Parodies -> "Stop This Train"

Original Song Title:

"Stop That Train"

Original Performer:

Clint Eastwood and General Saint

Parody Song Title:

"Stop This Train"

Parody Written by:

Stella

The Lyrics

Watford Junction is a railway station just outside London, Preston is about 200 miles further, Glasgow is much further. This route is owned by Virgin Trains, owned by Sir Richard Branson
The next train will be leaving from platform one

Stop this train I want to get off
My ticket is to Watford Junction
Stop this train I want to get off
My ticket is to Watford Junction
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(Watford Junction)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(My ticket)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(Watford Junction)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(My ticket)

Stop this train I want to get off
My ticket is to Watford Junction
Stop this train I want to get off
My ticket is to Watford Junction
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(Watford Junction)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(My ticket)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(Watford Junction)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(My ticket)

Cos this is the Glasgow train I'm on
It was meant to leave from platform ten
And I am now stuck on this train two hundred miles
Two hundred miles, two hundred miles
To the next stop in Preston where I won't smile
And I must travel on this train two hundred miles

Hey Mister Branson, sort out this Virgin
Hey Mister Branson, sort out this Virgin
I trusted, trusted your Virgin Trains
To get me to out to Watford Junction
But this is the Glasgow train I'm on
And Watford Junction is long gone
And I must travel to the North
Two hundred miles
Two hundred miles, two hundred miles
To the next stop in Preston I won't smile
And I'm stuck on this train two hundred miles

Hey Mister Branson, sort out this Virgin
Hey Mister Branson, I beg you, sort out this Virgin
I need, I need, I need a return
To get me back down south to Watford Junction
Cos this is the Glasgow train I'm on
Watford Junction is long gone
And I must sit on this train two hundred miles
Two hundred miles
Two hundred miles, two hundred miles
To the next stop in Preston I won't smile
And I'm stuck on this train two hundred miles
Let me go..

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