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Song Parodies -> "Mock The Prophet"

Original Song Title:

"Rock the Casbah"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mock The Prophet"

Parody Written by:

Venom de Plume

The Lyrics

Now Mullah muttered “Murder ’em
You have to go, heads off to chop
It’s evil, the Western way
And we have to make it stop
Great Satan thrives in parodic
Media that will make us ill”
The Mullah is a firebrand an’
He rages: “Them we must kill”!

Sharia don’t like it
Mockin’ the prophet
Mock, you’ve bought it
Sharia says die for
Mocking the prophet
Mock, you’ve bought it

By order of the prophet
We grovel on the ground
We venerate the hateful
Gonna take the Satan down
All that’s Western we must snuff out
Because their dreck’s nettlesome
And loathsome is that picture
So we have to settle some
It offends the Sharia
They need beware
It’s beyond the pale


It’s not vintage we’ll trample
From the grapes with wrathful skin
It’s the blood of the fools
And we must do them in
Each day we do genuflection
That is multiplied by five
Resolve must be stiff
Français mockers ain’t alive


So we’ll call up our best fighters
And they’ll make the Infidels pay
Those who mock us and our Minarets
Must be blown away

They’re doomed, messed with Sharia Law
Shown some pictures where
There were just vile cartoons
Of He who dwells way up there

They’re doomed, messed with Sharia Law
Blasphemous fare
Must be assailed

(spoken throughout the last chorus)

We are worthless losers
Fundamentalists, we are hateful
Of sick bullshit our plate’s full

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 16

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 1   9
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   6

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Patrick - January 08, 2015 - Report this comment
I commend your courage. My God doesn't need my help. Perhaps, if it is His will, he can help me. To paraphrase John Denver, "It is not true faith to believe at the point of a gun".
brian - January 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Pacing is good, but it's not funny, it's just vile. You need to work on the humor.
Gnome de plume - January 09, 2015 - Report this comment
DKOS, therefore won't rate it. but brian seems to have your number.

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