When I start havin' gas
I don´t just have gas...
I be bloatin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be bloatin´

I bloat it to the east
And I bloat it to the west
And I bloat it to the waitress that I love the best
I be bloatin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to have gas
Have you ever had gas during a meeting
Have you ever had gas while on an elevator
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever had gas on a bench
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever had gas at a family reunion
I remember one time I had gas at a family reunion
And my mother came and gave her frown to me, and I said:
´I´m bloatin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be bloatin´´

I bloat it to the east
And I bloat it to the west
And I bloat it to the waitress that I love the best
I be bloatin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you had gas, huh?
Did you have gas yesterday
Did you have gas last week
Did you have gas last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on havin´ gas tonight
But just remember, when you start having gas
You need to take Mylanta
And be bloatin´
I be bloatin´

I bloat it to the east
And I bloat it to the west
And I bloat it to the waitress that I love the best
I be bloatin´

After I have White Castles in the evening
My sheets are floating two feet in the air
And you can always tell when I eat beans
Nobody comes near me unless it's on a dare
I'd eat three bean salad, onion sandwich, cucumber soup,
Steak burrito, broccoli, Caesar salad´
The other night my stomach was bloatin'
And it was very painful, you know what it told me
Let me tell you what it told me, it said:
´Please chew with your mouth closed, and don´t eat so fast
If that is not good enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be bloatin'´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be bloatin'

I bloat it to the east
And I bloat it to the west
And I bloat it to the waitress that I love the best
I be bloatin'
I be bloatin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be bloatin', Yeah!
I be bloatin'

I bloat it to the north
I bloat it to the south
I bloat it everywhere
I even bloat it with my... WOO!

I be bloatin'
I be bloatin 'Ha! Ha!
I be bloatin'