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Song Parodies -> "Chirac"

Original Song Title:

"She Bop"

Original Performer:

Cindy Lauper

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

Well, I just cut short my vacation in France
Cause what's going on there made me crap my pants
Hey, there's a bunch of marauding mobs
Someone give those kids some jobs.
Oop, Chirac

Well, it looks like it's the zero hour.
So you better go hide in the Eiffel Tower.
The President in charge his is telling you
Do not go out past the French curfew.
Oop, Chirac, Chirac.

Chirac, He Rocks
And They Rock
Throw Rocks
Move back to Iraq
Named Jacques
Chirac is on Track
Why can't everyone calm down?
Chirac, Doors Locked
And Barracked
Road Block, Bomb Clock
Goes Tick Tock
Chirac, He's Jacques Chirac, Chirac
Oohhh, He's Jacques Chirac.

Well if you spot flames you had better move.
Hurry up and duck right behind the Louvre.
Oh civil unrest can be such a bitch.
Cause unlike the pastries they're not all rich.
Oop, Chirac, Chirac.

Chirac, needs Doc
Like Doc Spock.
Ad Hoc, Ham Hock
And Dry Dock
Old Sock, Soup Stock and
Nut's Chock
Now I'm trying just to rhyme.
Chirac, Dumb Cock
in Hot Wok
Knock, Knock, Who's There?
It's Chirac
Chirac, Who?
It's Jacques Chirac
Oohhhh, It's Jacques Chirac.

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