Song Parodies -> Zits
| Original Song Title: | "Arthur" |
| Original Performer: | Christophor Cross |
| Parody Song Title: | "Zits" |
| Parody Written by: | David Jensen |
"Zits"
All through your life you find them
Little bumps that are hard and round
You see them and know that they will make you frown
Wake up and they're still with you
Even though you applied the compound
Starting to curse yourself for not eating sound
When you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
You will be greasy
And be blue
If you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
Then what you want to do
What you want to do
Is eat some fudge
The burger is full of greases
But eating them brings you so much joy
And deep in your pores are growing
Another toy
Popping away one zit at a time
Coating the mirror with a really thick slime
But wishing this was not the way
It has to be
When you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
You will be greasy
And be blue
If you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
Then what you want to do
What you want to do
Is eat some fudge
All through your life you find them
Little bumps that are hard and round
You see them and know that they will make you frown
Wake up and they're still with you
Even though you applied the compound
Starting to curse yourself for not eating sound
When you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
You will be greasy
And be blue
If you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
Then what you want to do
What you want to do
Is eat some fudge
The burger is full of greases
But eating them brings you so much joy
And deep in your pores are growing
Another toy
Popping away one zit at a time
Coating the mirror with a really thick slime
But wishing this was not the way
It has to be
When you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
You will be greasy
And be blue
If you eat junk food
Then your face will get all zitty
Then what you want to do
What you want to do
Is eat some fudge
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Hey, this is really good in spots..
Just one beef: the title is "The Best That You Can Do", and is the theme to "Arthur".
DTKOS, so can't vote. I bet this song is about me. :-)
DTKOS, so can't vote. I bet this song is about me. :-)
Hmmm.... That "twit control" thing is holding me back again... Strange... I haven't posted in the comments all day. Well, I need to wait five minutes...
Okay, this is really getting annoying. When will it let me post!? :-( The only solution is to sue Chuck for all he's worth. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hmmm.... That "twit control" thing is holding me back again... Strange... I haven't posted in the comments all day. Well, I need to wait five minutes...
Okay, this is really getting annoying. When will it let me post!? :-( The only solution is to sue Chuck for all he's worth. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I think I should have spent a little more time on this one. Just threw it together in an hour. As for the title, when I looked up the lyrics on the search engine it came up as Arthur. I thought it had a different title. Thanks for the comments.
Now I know why the twit control was holding me back! It turned out I DID comment! :-p
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