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Song Parodies -> "Where Nobody Wants to Know Your Name"

Original Song Title:

"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

Original Performer:

Cheers TV Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Where Nobody Wants to Know Your Name"

Parody Written by:

Arden Ockkerfuss

The Lyrics

White slavery in Eastern Europe still goes on.
Making your way in Romania today takes a lot of guts
Better beware female tourists, abductions happen quite a lot
Drugged, gagged, and swept away
Somewhere you don't want to go
Where nobody wants to know your name,
nor from which country that you came
Men sent into forced slavery,
women and children sexual shame
Romania is a Tier 2 nation that plays
sick games
Cargo container you go
Dirty and tied in chains
Purchased in Euros, begging, theft,
prostitution trained.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Lucy Lement - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Just googled this news story after reading your parody. Read about the 38 people arrested this summer. Didn't realize before the horrible human trafficking going on in Romania.
ArO - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Human trafficking goes on around the world. Where poverty reigns it is almost normal in Africa, Asia, the Middle East, and Eastern Europe. Countries like Cuba and Thailand are also notorious for sex tourism. Forget just organized crime. In many nations a married man will prostitute his wife and daughters out for hard currency. Like piracy, this practice should be eliminated in the twenty-first century, but sadly isn't.

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