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Song Parodies -> "A Song For the Lovers of Trek"

Original Song Title:

"Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats"

Original Performer:

Cats

Parody Song Title:

"A Song For the Lovers of Trek"

Parody Written by:

Colorado Kid

The Lyrics

(c) 1966 Gene Roddenberry, (c) 1981 TS Elliott
Are you lovers of stars? Are you lovers of moons?
Can you dream of worlds where other entities roam?
Have you been to Saturn in your fantasies?
Have you dreamed of Vulcan?
Did your soul call it home?

Because Star Trekkers are what Star Trekkers do
We all would and we all could
We all would and we all can
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do

When Khan's wrath took out Spock, did you witness with Kirk?
When he lamented for Spock, did you feel the same?
Did you ace, like Kirk did, Kobayashi Maru?
Do you know every Starfleet Captain by name?

Because Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do
Star Trekkers do and Star Trekkers can
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do
Star Trekkers do and Star Trekkers can
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do

Can you ride on the Enterprise to places far distant?
Familiar with Klingons, Andorrians too?
Were you Janeway's best friend? Were you Sisko's assistant?
Any being alive as fascinating as you?

Are you an explorer? Are you a time traveler?
Do you love a past era and wish you could go back?
Were you there when the pharaohs commissioned the Sphinx?
If you say yes, you're a lover of Trek!


Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek

We careen through black velvet at astonishing speed
We've tangoed with Romulans, fandangoed with Borg
We've sambaed with V'Ger, jitterbugged with the Gorn
We've gavotted with Sylvia, the Horta and more

Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do

Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek

Can you sing at the same time in more than one key?
A voice like Uhura's, as elegant as Strauss?
And can you, like she can, begin with a "C"....

*Uhura singing* Aaaaaaaaah!

...that always triumphantly brings down the house?

Trekkers are queens and kings of the nights
Castles in astronomical heights
U.S.S. Trinity, Sephorah, Messiah
"Hallelujah", sing Trekkers in choir!

Trekkers are queens and kings of the nights
Castles in astronomical heights
U.S.S. Trinity, Sephorah, Messiah
"Hallelujah", sing Trekkers in choir!


The mystical divinity of unashamed infinity
Round the cathedral chorused "Yes"!
Life to the everlasting Trek!
Courageous, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do...
....what....

Star Trekkers do and Star Trekkers can
Star Trekkers can and Star Trekkers do
Star Trekkers sing extraterrestrial chants
Trekkers old and Trekkers new
Star Trekkin' song, Star Trekkers, dance!

Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek

Practical Trek, Dramatical Trek
Pragmatical Trek, Mathematical Trek
Oratorical Trek, Delphic-Oracle Trek
Aesthetical Trek, Alphabetical Trek
Romantical Trek, Grammatical Trek
Whimsical Trek, Fantastical Trek
Allegorical Trek, Metaphorical Trek
Temptational Trek, Addictional Trek
Impeccable Trek, Unflappable Trek
Unmistakable Trek, Unbreakable Trek
Unbestable Trek, Incontestable Trek

A Song for The Lovers of Trek
Hear the bells that Star Trekkers ring
Trekker sharps and Trekker flats
Star Trekker songs that Star Trekkers sing

Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek
Song for All The Lovers of Trek



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2Eagle - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very good. I like "Cats" and I like "Star Trek" and that's a good song for a parody about "Star Trek".
Colorado Kid - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you so much, that meant a whole lot..... :)

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