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Song Parodies -> "You've Got No Friends"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got a Friend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"You've Got No Friends"

Parody Written by:

Kristina Emily

The Lyrics

I sang this on a European music tour that I played piano and sang for last summer. After rehearsing it approximately 4,836,812 times, I couldn't help but make alternate lyrics.
Always down, in trouble,
Never give us love and care.
And nothing....nothing you do is right.
I hope you never think of me
Because you were never there
To brighten up any of our dark nights.

Never call out my name
'Cause you know, whatever I do,
I'll be runnin'.....to get away from you.
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall,
You're always drunk on alcohol
Or you're stoned, it depends....
And you've got no friends.

When the sky above you
Does turn dark and full of clouds
I will pray that the North wind begins to blow.
Just keep yourself away from me,
Don't call my name outloud.
Don't you dare come knocking at my door.

Never call out my name
'Cause you know, whatever I do,
I'll be runnin'.....to get away from you.
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall,
You're always drunk on alcohol
Or you're stoned, it depends....

Now don'tcha hate to know that you've got no friends
Becuase you were way too cold.
You hurt us, then you desert us
And all those mean things you say....
Now go away....

Never call out my name
'Cause you know, whatever I do,
I'll be runnin'.....to get away from you.
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall,
You're always drunk on alcohol
Or you're stoned, it depends....
And you've got no friends.

Baby, you've got no friends (you've got no friends)
Ohhhh you've got no friends (you've got no friends)
I'm not glad to see you tonight (you've got no friends)
(AD LIB FOR AWHILE)

Don't it suck, you know
Out of luck, you know
I don't give a f*** you know
Yeah yeah yeah.....

You've got no friends.

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Alexandra - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
funny, funny, funny. i can't believe you could write all that.

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