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Song Parodies -> "Nerd Up"

Original Song Title:

"Word Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cameo

Parody Song Title:

"Nerd Up"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( instrumental intro )

Ohh!

OHH!

When
Pretty la-dies
A-round the world
Spot a nerd-king they go "Eww, gross smell", y'all annoy the girls!

Well don't bother, poor mister, it's your karma, dude,
'cause weirdo-clowns you're blown down, and your nose just sputtered goo!

Wipe your hands in your hair
Like
You don't care!

Smile
at the people ---
--- as you fart they look and stare!

Booger-hands
In your
Pants
Wipe your ran-cid scu-u-um-mah
Dungeon-Master smelling-up the world!


"Nerd up!",
Every lady say!

When they hear you call they run to make a get-away!

"Nerd up!"
It's the code-word!

No matter where they say it --- they know that you're a nerd!


Now all you Klingon Talk-ers
Who think you're cool
There's
Got to be a reason why the ladies think you're stool

You try to put on Spock-Ears
And act real wise
But you've got to realize that's why you're lonely guys!

If there's sci-fi in your Wi-Fi,
You're geek-advanced!

Horny as a Vulcan for a logical romance!

No romance!
No ro--mance!
No romance for you, Fro--do!
Come on Yoda take it like a nerd!


"Nerd up!",
Every lady say!

When they take your call they drop the phone and run away!
OWW!

( instrumental )

Ohh!

Dial™, Prell™, or Dove™!

A-a-a-a-ahhh!

Yah-hey!

Ah-hoo-oo!

While running all the people say ---

Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!

Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!

Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!

Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!

( drum riff )

Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!

( drum riff )

Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!

Hey-ey-ey-eeeyyy!

OWW!! (Nerd!)

Nerd! (OWWW NERD!!)

(Nerd up!) Everybody's got to know -- you're a NERD!!

OWW!! (Nerd up!)

( continue OW-NERD-UP-scat to fade )

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Adagio - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Ewwww...gross....the thought! Good job. 5's
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Since a quick review of your past parodies shows that your beyond reproach, why don't you just pound on the donut 555 times just for me. No hard feelings I hope.
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You have a good friend In Royce, I'm sorry I wasn't there mentally to take her call. When she asked for Troy, I thought it was a joker or telemonkey, so I blew her off unintendedly. Sorry man. I hope you stay cool. I've taken in the message of this parody and am applying it, so please don't be dissappointed at me. I'm really just a person trying to have fun on this site. See you bro. Sorry there's no private messaging on this site.
Johnny D - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Lionel.

Lionel --- why did you say "No hard feelings I hope" ??

And why, for goodness sake, did you say, "Sorry man. I hope you stay cool. I've taken in the message of this parody and am applying it, so please don't be dissappointed at me" ??

Honestly, Lionel, I don't have any idea what you're talking about. If you wish to explain, you can send a PM (Private Message) to me over on the Messageboard ( at inthe00s.com ) --- my Messageboard alias is " Johnny_D ". Thanks.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm most familiar with the band Gun's one hit wonder version of this song, but I take neither one is the original, if it's not a cover classic then at least it's in the second to that division, and if all that knowledge doesn't qualify me for the title Nerd I don't know what does. Y'all run away now you hear! :-)
Johnny D - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter!
2Eagle - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, you did that, You always do that - 555.
Matthias - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
One of my favorites of yours, which is why I made sure you put it in for the Decathalon competition... I still love if there's sci-fi in your WI-FI, oh and did I forget to mention.... NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomario - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
ahhh nerds everybody knows one "scotty beam me up three 5s" lol smashin parody johnny d
bobpiecheese - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 9) Pity the link didn't work, I would've loved it! Awesome parody, Johnny D...as usual!
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Nerdy before White and Nerdy! Excellent job, and I love the choice of OS!
Kristof Robertson - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC9) I always love a good nerd-nailing. This was DISGUSTING....ly funny. 555
Jack Wilson - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL Kristof sort of quoting the Tenacious D movie there, great job as for the parody 555 Johnny!
Stuart McArthur - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec8) "But you've got to realize that's why you're lonely guys" - funny stuff, JD - 555
Josh 2 - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but you summed up nerds perfectly there 5s
Arwen - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...WOW...and I thought my last date was a dud...; ) Nice job, JD!

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