Song Parodies -> Nerd Up
| Original Song Title: | "Word Up" |
| Original Performer: | Cameo |
| Parody Song Title: | "Nerd Up" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
( instrumental intro )
Ohh!
OHH!
When
Pretty la-dies
A-round the world
Spot a nerd-king they go "Eww, gross smell", y'all annoy the girls!
Well don't bother, poor mister, it's your karma, dude,
'cause weirdo-clowns you're blown down, and your nose just sputtered goo!
Wipe your hands in your hair
Like
You don't care!
Smile
at the people ---
--- as you fart they look and stare!
Booger-hands
In your
Pants
Wipe your ran-cid scu-u-um-mah
Dungeon-Master smelling-up the world!
"Nerd up!",
Every lady say!
When they hear you call they run to make a get-away!
"Nerd up!"
It's the code-word!
No matter where they say it --- they know that you're a nerd!
Now all you Klingon Talk-ers
Who think you're cool
There's
Got to be a reason why the ladies think you're stool
You try to put on Spock-Ears
And act real wise
But you've got to realize that's why you're lonely guys!
If there's sci-fi in your Wi-Fi,
You're geek-advanced!
Horny as a Vulcan for a logical romance!
No romance!
No ro--mance!
No romance for you, Fro--do!
Come on Yoda take it like a nerd!
"Nerd up!",
Every lady say!
When they take your call they drop the phone and run away!
OWW!
( instrumental )
Ohh!
Dialâ„¢, Prellâ„¢, or Doveâ„¢!
A-a-a-a-ahhh!
Yah-hey!
Ah-hoo-oo!
While running all the people say ---
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
( drum riff )
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
( drum riff )
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Hey-ey-ey-eeeyyy!
OWW!! (Nerd!)
Nerd! (OWWW NERD!!)
(Nerd up!) Everybody's got to know -- you're a NERD!!
OWW!! (Nerd up!)
( continue OW-NERD-UP-scat to fade )
Ohh!
OHH!
When
Pretty la-dies
A-round the world
Spot a nerd-king they go "Eww, gross smell", y'all annoy the girls!
Well don't bother, poor mister, it's your karma, dude,
'cause weirdo-clowns you're blown down, and your nose just sputtered goo!
Wipe your hands in your hair
Like
You don't care!
Smile
at the people ---
--- as you fart they look and stare!
Booger-hands
In your
Pants
Wipe your ran-cid scu-u-um-mah
Dungeon-Master smelling-up the world!
"Nerd up!",
Every lady say!
When they hear you call they run to make a get-away!
"Nerd up!"
It's the code-word!
No matter where they say it --- they know that you're a nerd!
Now all you Klingon Talk-ers
Who think you're cool
There's
Got to be a reason why the ladies think you're stool
You try to put on Spock-Ears
And act real wise
But you've got to realize that's why you're lonely guys!
If there's sci-fi in your Wi-Fi,
You're geek-advanced!
Horny as a Vulcan for a logical romance!
No romance!
No ro--mance!
No romance for you, Fro--do!
Come on Yoda take it like a nerd!
"Nerd up!",
Every lady say!
When they take your call they drop the phone and run away!
OWW!
( instrumental )
Ohh!
Dialâ„¢, Prellâ„¢, or Doveâ„¢!
A-a-a-a-ahhh!
Yah-hey!
Ah-hoo-oo!
While running all the people say ---
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
( drum riff )
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
( drum riff )
Trouble! N,
E,
R, D,
UP!
Hey-ey-ey-eeeyyy!
OWW!! (Nerd!)
Nerd! (OWWW NERD!!)
(Nerd up!) Everybody's got to know -- you're a NERD!!
OWW!! (Nerd up!)
( continue OW-NERD-UP-scat to fade )
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Ewwww...gross....the thought! Good job. 5's
Since a quick review of your past parodies shows that your beyond reproach, why don't you just pound on the donut 555 times just for me. No hard feelings I hope.
You have a good friend In Royce, I'm sorry I wasn't there mentally to take her call. When she asked for Troy, I thought it was a joker or telemonkey, so I blew her off unintendedly. Sorry man. I hope you stay cool. I've taken in the message of this parody and am applying it, so please don't be dissappointed at me. I'm really just a person trying to have fun on this site. See you bro. Sorry there's no private messaging on this site.
Thanks Adagio and Lionel.
Lionel --- why did you say "No hard feelings I hope" ??
And why, for goodness sake, did you say, "Sorry man. I hope you stay cool. I've taken in the message of this parody and am applying it, so please don't be dissappointed at me" ??
Honestly, Lionel, I don't have any idea what you're talking about. If you wish to explain, you can send a PM (Private Message) to me over on the Messageboard ( at inthe00s.com ) --- my Messageboard alias is " Johnny_D ". Thanks.
Lionel --- why did you say "No hard feelings I hope" ??
And why, for goodness sake, did you say, "Sorry man. I hope you stay cool. I've taken in the message of this parody and am applying it, so please don't be dissappointed at me" ??
Honestly, Lionel, I don't have any idea what you're talking about. If you wish to explain, you can send a PM (Private Message) to me over on the Messageboard ( at inthe00s.com ) --- my Messageboard alias is " Johnny_D ". Thanks.
I'm most familiar with the band Gun's one hit wonder version of this song, but I take neither one is the original, if it's not a cover classic then at least it's in the second to that division, and if all that knowledge doesn't qualify me for the title Nerd I don't know what does. Y'all run away now you hear! :-)
Thanks Peter!
Yes, you did that, You always do that - 555.
One of my favorites of yours, which is why I made sure you put it in for the Decathalon competition... I still love if there's sci-fi in your WI-FI, oh and did I forget to mention.... NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhh nerds everybody knows one "scotty beam me up three 5s" lol smashin parody johnny d
(Decathlon - Event 9) Pity the link didn't work, I would've loved it! Awesome parody, Johnny D...as usual!
Nerdy before White and Nerdy! Excellent job, and I love the choice of OS!
(DEC9) I always love a good nerd-nailing. This was DISGUSTING....ly funny. 555
LOL Kristof sort of quoting the Tenacious D movie there, great job as for the parody 555 Johnny!
(dec8) "But you've got to realize that's why you're lonely guys" - funny stuff, JD - 555
DKTOS but you summed up nerds perfectly there 5s
Decathlon...WOW...and I thought my last date was a dud...; ) Nice job, JD!
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