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Song Parodies -> "Stomach Swell Stock"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

Original Performer:

California Raisins

Parody Song Title:

"Stomach Swell Stock"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Straight from well, somewhere swell, stomach swell stock Jingle bells ring where we're consuming
Tapping then lapping up bod fulls of yum
Now some spring light stops have begun

Straight from well, somewhere swell, stomach swell stock
Little bells chime to to mingle lunch time
Dancing and prancing then single well snare
with no costly err

Not a bright time just the, right ti i ime To flock the night away ( flock the night a)
Jingle bell time it's a, swell time
Then go hiding back in decoray's

Fix it up jingles hoarse pick up our fleet
Jingle hard round the clo o o ock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat
That's the stomach swell stock

( music) (ah a ah, watch me scare them half to die (music)
Yeah yeah yeah
Not a bright time just the, right ti I ime
To flock the night away ( flock the night a)
Jingle bell time is a, swell time Then go hiding back in decoray's

Fix it up jingles hoarse pick up our fleet
Jingle hard round the clo o o ock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat
That's the stomach swell that's the stomach swell that's the stomach swell ro ock

I loved your plan vAnn
I loved your plan vAnn
I loved your plan vAnn
(music)
Yeah ah ah ah va ha ha

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vAnn - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
like I've said before I;ve always hated the Santa stuff, but I really hate the same songs sang the same boring way every Christmas. It;s all coming back to me Bop bop bop bopa bopa dip dip oh sorry where was I?
vAnn - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, Santa. Nope don't think he's Santa Claus.
Patrick - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This song has always made my stomach churn. Best Christmas songs of the post-WWII era: "Little Drummer Boy" (Harry Simeon Chorale), "I Believe in Father Christmas" (Greg Lake of Emerson, Lake & Palmer), "Do They Know It's Christmas" (Original 1984 version by Band Aid).
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I agree with Patrick as the OS has been overplayed and overhyped! 555!
Ann - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Well I think my plan now is to do Beach Boys parodies. My stupid Santa comment was a bit from Santa's Beard. Still think my voice is best with Beach Boys music. I just need to get the right type of hearing aid for my right ear so both my high pitched and low pitched tones will be heard right again. I might record something or two If I can get myself to hear right again.
Jonathan - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
guess I'm the only one here who likes the OS not that it's one of my FAVORITE Christmas songs mind you (I just love Christmas music) but it's pleasant enough for me I agree with Patrick though "Do They Know It's Christmas" is probably one of my favorites too! 5's
Ann - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm exited about my ears here and am ready to get them balenced, but thanks everyone. I like this performance of the Ca Raisons. I cant stand just the words without any background sound or something. Thats where I'm coming from, No more stuff without any style. I had to try listening to this a few times to put all the background vocals and stuff in here.
Rob Arndt - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Jon, my brother and I love the 1984 "Do They Know It's Christmas" Brit video but feel Boy George was under utilized! I'm not ashamed to say I loved Boy George/Culture Club back then as well as Cyndi Lauper, Wham!, Madonna, Michael Jackson, and others of the pop explosion. The new updated version stinks!
Ann - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't know if I heard any of those before I went deaf. I do take requests if anyone wants me to and have done some parodies from songs I've never heard before.
Ann - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
When I was little, I would watch the Ca Raisins every Christmas when they came on tv. I love them for their background vocals and stuff thatmade even traditional stuff their performance. Same with Jan & Dean, and the Beach Boys had some great background vocal stuff too. Not to mention they did some of their own Christmas songs.

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