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Song Parodies -> "Tino Martinez and Derek Jeter Wonder Years"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Hot Hot"

Original Performer:

Buster Poindexter

Parody Song Title:

"Tino Martinez and Derek Jeter Wonder Years"

Parody Written by:

Ana

The Lyrics

This is my second (and hopefully last) parody of this song. This is about Tino Martinez and Derek Jeter when they were literally hot, hot, hot as Yankees between 1996 and 2001 (even though some details were left out).
Ole ole ole ole! Ole ole ole ole!

EE-YESSAH!
Ee-yes men!

Tino Martinez and Derek Jeter, they were hot, hot, hot.
When they first put on the pinstripes, they were hot, hot, hot.
Felt the punch from duets like this. Yankee fans could not resist
Jeter's charm, like Paul O'Neill's, and Tinito's swings of steel.
And they would hit hit hit hit. Yeah they hit hit hit hit.

They were hot, hot, hot. They were hot, hot, hot.
Oh, Lord!

Now, how were they so damn hot?

They helped the Yankees win four World Series. They were hot, hot, hot.
MVP Jeter in the Subway Series. He was hot, hot, hot.
Tino shared in those victories. Oh, such sweet, lovely memories
That he's given to his fans like his '98 grand slam.
And did they hit hit hit hit. Yeah they hit hit hit hit.

They were hot, hot, hot. They were hot, hot, hot.

Oh, Lord! Ha-ha!

Ole ole ole ole! Ole ole ole ole!
Ole ole ole ole! Ole ole ole ole!

(Rhythmic breakdown)

Jeter and Martinez! They were hot!
Jeter and Martinez! They were hot!
They came to the Yankees giving what they'd got!
They came to the Yankees giving what they'd got!
One win! Two wins! Three wins! Four wins!
One ring! Two rings! Three rings! Four rings!

Real hot! Red hot! White hot! Too hot!

Man we love them! Hot, hot, hot!
How we love them! Hot, hot, hot!
God, we love them! Hot, hot, hot!
They were blazin' hot, hot, hot!

Hot, hot, hot! Hot, hot, hot!
Hot, hot, hot! Hot, hot, hot!

(Repeat and fade)
Again, they were once 'hot hot hot,' but even the greatest in any field eventually pass their prime. (Not to offend them AT ALL.)

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Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
If only A-Rod realized, as Derek, Tino and (bring him back too!) Bernie did, that October was no time to get cold.

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