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Song Parodies -> "Nags Like A Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Cuts Like A Knife"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Nags Like A Wife"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

This in no way reflects on my wonderful wife
I came home last evening
I had a plan, I had it all worked out
Plopped on the couch believing
I'd watch tv with the guys, and be loud

Then I saw you in the hall
You had your arms crossed and a big frown
What did I do, babe--She told me
She told me "The toilet seat ain't down"

"You're taking me for granted
You're living like a hog
Now go and walk the dog!"

Now she nags like a wife
And it really bites
She nags like a wife
Thinks she's always right

"I'm tired of you slackin
Not picking up your clothes anymore
Take off your shoes darlin
Can't you see you're tracking mud on the floor?"

"Now babe I'm going shopping
Behave while I'm gone
And make sure you mow the lawn"

Now she nags like a wife
And it really bites
She nags like a wife
Thinks she's always right

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Billy Florio - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job Jeff (damnit, he is catching up! lol)
Jeff Reuben - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Won't be catching you anytime soon unless I pull a Malcolm the next few weeks!
Matthias - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
For an old one by you Jeff this one was pretty good, although you left out a lot of the song towards the end (Which you probably wouldn't have done if you wrote this parody today) But for a parody posted before I was even born (To the Amiright world that is) is pretty impressive.
bobpiecheese - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) Man, this is an old one. Not particularly funny, seems kinda nasty. And I can't really relate to it to make it all better since it's a bit too early for me to be married! Ah well.
Arwen - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...I like visiting your old stuff, Jeffy...it always makes me smile. Now put the seat down, or I'm going to kick your butt.
Melanie Lee - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Not bad, not bad. Not hilarious, but clever, cute, and a nice read. You could've done more with the extension. Now go clean your room and I'll be home by 5:55.
Invisible Boy - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Short but funny. Makes me think of a "Honey-do" list...
Below Average Dave - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Took me a second to realize this one IS 6 years old, because I could have sworn you weren't married. I thought it was funny, unfortunately lyrically you were limited, but it'd still make a great recording. Jeff-the dark horse, it's too bad you missed a few rounds in this comp, you were a strong competitor through most of the comp, as always I had fun. . .let me know the next time you have a chance to come to VA, I'll set up the Karaoke.
GLen S - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm priviledged to be the first person to comment after this parody's official 6-year anniversary. I had a 'fight with your wife' parody in '03 too, I think. Not your best (with good reason), but great to see as an early write.
paul sta without the R - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Tremendous Jeff, those of us married will recognise the symptoms....see also "Things" (original artist Bobby Darrin)..my sentiments exactly !!!

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