-> "Boned In The USA"
Original Song Title:
"Born in the USA"
Parody Song Title:
"Boned In The USA"
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Out of work, couldn't find a job.Only choice was to steal and rob
Got myself a 44, went down to the liquor store.
Said,"Put the money in the sack.",there was a camera in the back.
I was on film with a gun in my hand, when I left, they called the man.
Cops came knocking on my door, said come on out and lay on the floor.
Hauled me in to see the judge, he hated robbers, he had a grudge.
He gave me twenty years, I left the courtroom almost in tears.
Sent upstate to the Pen, Met Big Bubba and I cried again.
Now, I'm boned in the USA. Boned in the USA
Not much else, I can say, cause I'm boned in the USA
All day long I stamp out licenses plates, when evening comes, Bubba waits.
For me to return to cell block ten, Bubba meets me with a grin.
I take a shower carefully, dropping the soap can traumatic for me.
When I write home, I almost cry, because I ask for more K-Y
Cause I'm boned in the USA, boned in the USA.
Bubba wants it every day, so I get boned in the USA.
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