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Song Parodies -> "Liquid Poo"

Original Song Title:

"I'm On Fire"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springstein

Parody Song Title:

"Liquid Poo"

Parody Written by:

Jay Carpenter

The Lyrics

I wrote this to cheer up a friend at work who was suffering from
"liquid poo". Enjoy.
Hey little daddy, do ya got the runs?
When you're goin' every minute, ain't too much fun...
I know, 'cause I been there too,
oo-oo-oo, it's liquid poo.

As if it weren't bad enough thatcha got a sore hole,
Now yer wife is whinin' 'cause ya splattered the bowl,
I know, 'cause I been there too,
oo-oo-oo it's liquid poo.

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife all rusty 'n dull,
And cut a six-inch valley down the middle of yer hole,
I know, 'cause I been there too,
oo-oo-oo it's liquid poo.

HOO-hoo-hoo hoo...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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The President of Starbucks Coffee, Inc. - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I give you a vote of 555 for this excellent advertisement for our company's coffee.
Starbucks customer - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, but you have a chain of stores. So it must be worth the high prices.
Austin Powers - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Groovy coffee baby, groovy!
Starbucks customer - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hell no! I use it to kill snails!
Mrs. Olsen from Folger's Crystals - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It's the richest, most aromatic kind.
Jango - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very sick! I laughed as soon as I saw the title! Can't you just see "The Boss" singing this with fake sincerity and phony southern accent?
aoid - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't get it.
Poopie Longstocking - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I do get it! It's wonderful and a very excellent parody! I vote a perfect score for this parody!
Uky - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, shut the F*** up. PP longsticking, you obviously have a dirty mind. If I were you, I'd go to What Freaks Dot Com, there's a ton of "poo" paroides over there.
Idiot Detector - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
"The President Of Starbucks Coffee, Inc" and "Austin Powers" and "Mrs Olsen From Folgers Crystals" and "Poopie Longstocking" are all the same person, namely, the ignoramus who has been posting all kinds of inane comments under idiotic pen names.
Double You Tee Eff? - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Why is there a Maroon 5 album cover on the right sidebar? They have nothing to do with TOS!

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