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Song Parodies -> "Porn in the USA"

Original Song Title:

"Born in the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Porn in the USA"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Personally, I think we should institute a tax on porn and use the proceeds to help pay off the national debt. After all, it's one industry that doesn't seem to be suffering despite the recession. Rick Santorum has other ideas, however; he wants to ban it entirely!
Porn ain't Rick Santorum's thing
He hates that Larry Flynt gets so much ka-ching
Says that we should ban all that smutty stuff
All because he's had quite enough

Porn in the USA
No more porn in the USA?
Porn in the USA
No more porn in the USA?

It ticks Rick off that Gingrich let
Them show that filth on the Internet*
He thinks that sex is for reprobates
Unless it's used to procreate

Porn in the USA
Rick hates porn in the USA
Porn in the USA
No more porn in the USA?

He says it causes misogyny
Violence, addiction and depravity
He says that it should all be banned
"Laissez-faire" he just don't understand, now

Don't care if it is straight or gay
Says it all should just go away
Fat chance of that, I gotta say

He thinks that women should be giving birth
Not strutting 'round on Hefner's turf, now

Porn in the USA
Rick hates porn in the USA
Porn in the USA
No more porn in the USA?

Says lock 'em up, discard the key
All of those purveyors of obscenity
No more magazines with ho's
If you want a boner there's no place to go

Porn in the USA
He'll ban porn in the USA
Porn in the USA
No more porn in the USA?
Porn in the USA
Rick's a modern Pharisee in this here USA
Porn in the USA
He'll ban porn in the USA
Porn in the USA
No more porn in the USA?
Porn in the USA
Such an uptight Pharisee from USA
*A Democratic representative wanted to ban Internet pornography in the 1990s, but Newt Gingrich prevented that from happening on free speech grounds. Rick Santorum now supports banning Internet pornography.

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Phil Alexander - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Well put :-)
Porfle Popnecker - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Nicely done.
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done (and very timely).

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