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Song Parodies -> "Gore in the U.S.A."

Original Song Title:

"Born in the U.S.A."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Gore in the U.S.A."

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

No, this isn't a patriotic song about Al Gore, it's more Zombie madness told from the POV of an Army soldier!!!
Set down in a dead man's town
The Zombies ambushed us when we hit the ground
Guns blazin’ like the fire of hell, opened up
Their exploding heads proved that they weren’t that tough

Gore in the U.S.A.
It was gore in the U.S.A.
It was gore in the U.S.A.
Gore in the U.S.A.

Got in a little mission jam
A Zombie chewed on a soldier’s hand
It’s too bad ’cuz I knew that man
A head-shot, damn, that was too bad

Gore in the U.S.A.
It was gore in the U.S.A.
It was gore in the U.S.A.
It was gore in the U.S.A.
Gore in the U.S.A.

Came back to base facing misery
Command states that we’re losing to the Zombies
Zombies cover the entire land
Mankind has reached the bitter end

Another Grunt was fed on
fighting off the Zombie mob
Ate him there, he's all gone

A chopper hit them with the minigun
A couple bursts, ripped them apart for fun
(reduced to chunks of flesh and blood)

We’re at the direction of the CDC
Ordered to kill and kill showing no mercy
It’s been three long years down this road
Nowhere to run, we’ve got nowhere to go

Gore in the U.S.A.
It was gore in the U.S.A.
Gore in the U.S.A.

I'm just a private in the US Army
Gore in the U.S.A.
Gore in the U.S.A.
Gore in the U.S.A.
I'm mowin’ down Zombies before they can prey

Until my dying day...

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Porfle Popnecker - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
That song actually made Springsteen bearable to me!
Rob Arndt - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, I was never a Bruce fan either back in the day- was too into mainstream pop icons like Madonna (that's probably why I love Lady GaGa so much)! Anyway, I now have 26 Zombie parodies in inventory and continuing!

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