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Song Parodies -> "Stink Bug Attack"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Cadillac"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Stink Bug Attack"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

Well now, you may find an odor,
From some bugs that crawl on you,
They may blunder under & above ya,
And smell like piles of doggie poo,
Well Baby, I wish you'd nose-plug me,
Can't take much more of that,
Or get some Demerol, & please drug me,
My sinuses about to crack,
And Honey, it ain't so funny,
'Cause even if I don't know jack....

I know it was a stink bug attack,
Crushed putrid meat,
Waftin' from thorax,
Swarming in the heat,
Making' my brain swirl,
What an awful plight,
Sendin' thoughts of barfin',
In a bag all day & night,
Gawd! What can they eat,
To make it smell so bad like that???,
For their stink bug attack,
Stink bug attack!

Well now, way back in Chicago,
Was a man named Leroy Brown.
Always got somebody tremblin'.
Always resemblin',
The Terminator in that town,
Well, he wears too many diamonds,
And way too much cologne,
And he saw some chick named Doris,
And wouldn't leave her alone,
They say he got chopped up by her husband,
But, man, that ain't really the fact....

( Chorus )

Now, some folks say it's Oswald,
Others C. I. A.,
Some folks think a mob hit,
Or Cuba had it's day,
The man was swimmin' in a pond o',
Sharks that will turn on you,
And screwing lots of people,
Marilyn Monroe, too,
And, Baby, it just wasn't the bullets,
Honey, they never hit his back....

( Chorus )
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Christie Marie M - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Another good one, Fred! Stink bugs are nuisances. They are known to thrive on dog crap. Beware of those things. 555 bug sprays for this one!
Ann Hammond - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
he he

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