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Song Parodies -> "Bored On the Holidays"

Original Song Title:

"Born in the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Bored On the Holidays"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Again, another Christmas/holiday-themed parody from yours truly. Also again, this is an effin joke. I dont hate Christmas, it does not bore me, and no I am only 17. I'm not an adult with a dysfunctional family gathered for the holiays. I got the idea for this parody, actually, while watching "Christmas Vacation". Its not based on that movie, but it just inspired me.
Bored sick in a cheery town
The lights that I hung just fell onto the ground
I pour myself eggnog, but I drink too much
So I spend half the night just throwing it up

Bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
I am – bored with this holiday
Bored on the holidays

Got in a little traffic jam
When I left to get the Christmas ham
Ticked me off, couldn't understand
Can't things work out the way I planned?

Bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
I am – bored with the holidays
Bored with this holiday

Come back home to my big family
My old man says "son, please do not bother me"
Went down to get a Christmas tree
I got one, for a buck fifty

I bought another, the next day
Cause the old one, blew away
It's still there, to decorate
I had a hard time finding one for cheap
Over the price I paid, I lost some sleep, now

Down in the basement of my crowded home
There's a box full of crap like lights and garden gnomes
I set them all up out on the lawn
Woke up next day, to see they were all gone

Bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
Bored with the holidays
I'm a worn-out daddy on the holidays
Bored with the holidays
Bored on the holidays
Bored with the holidays
I'm a cold, angry daddy on the holidays
Comments/votes appreciated! Also, please check out my other parodies and vote/comment them. I have hardly any feedback, and am working hard on these. I'd love to know what you think.

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Jason - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is really really really funny! 555s for you! And try not to get bored over Christmas!
Chris Kilo - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jason! I'm glad to get such positive feedback :) And as the heading says, this is a joke haha. I love Christmas. Never gets me bored at all...
Yoidy - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I can really relate to this! It cracks me up - 555.
Susanna Viljanen - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent. You are young and clearly show talent. Please continue with your poetry - you make nice songs.

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