-> "Bored On the Holidays"
Original Song Title:
"Born in the USA"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bored On the Holidays"
The Lyrics
Bored sick in a cheery town
The lights that I hung just fell onto the ground
I pour myself eggnog, but I drink too much
So I spend half the night just throwing it up
Bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
I am – bored with this holiday
Bored on the holidays
Got in a little traffic jam
When I left to get the Christmas ham
Ticked me off, couldn't understand
Can't things work out the way I planned?
Bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
I am – bored with the holidays
Bored with this holiday
Come back home to my big family
My old man says "son, please do not bother me"
Went down to get a Christmas tree
I got one, for a buck fifty
I bought another, the next day
Cause the old one, blew away
It's still there, to decorate
I had a hard time finding one for cheap
Over the price I paid, I lost some sleep, now
Down in the basement of my crowded home
There's a box full of crap like lights and garden gnomes
I set them all up out on the lawn
Woke up next day, to see they were all gone
Bored on the holidays
I am – bored on the holidays
Bored with the holidays
I'm a worn-out daddy on the holidays
Bored with the holidays
Bored on the holidays
Bored with the holidays
I'm a cold, angry daddy on the holidays
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