-> "Romantic Ditty"
Original Song Title:
"Atlantic City"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Romantic Ditty"
The Lyrics
Well I fell for this lovely girl named Jessica Ann
And I don't know what to do
Each time I see her smile I feel - so alive
Gonna try and maybe drop her some clues
But there's feelings rushing in from my poor heart
And I IM'ed her just for a chat
Gonna trip and stumble my way through all these words
But the pounding tension is pushing me away from doing something like that, well I'm...
Lost in your eyes, baby that's a fact
After oh so many tries, I still hold back
I'd spill it all out - but you're too pretty
So I guess I'll write a romantic ditty
Well I'm so shy and there's no words I can say
At least I got this guitar I can sorta play
So I'll take what I know, risk it all for you
And I'll jot down some chords and a melody too
Don't be surprised, baby it's all fact
I get so lost in your eyes, so I hold back
I'd spill it all out - but you're too pretty
So I guess I'll write a romantic ditty
Hope my luck dosen't die, when my story's told
But it's all I can think to say
We could go out dinner on our first date
I'd even make sure you got no meat on your plate**
Nervous as hell, baby tha'ts a fact
Hopefully nothin that I say, I'll want to retract
I'd spill it all out, you're blindingly pretty
So for you I'll write a romantic ditty
Now there are words that I am trying so hard to find
Over here it's just confusion a-gnawing
At my poor little love-struck mind
Well I'm tired of wimping out, when I try to speak
So sweetie tongiht I wrote this song and I hope to God you don't think that I'm a freak...and I'm...
Lost in your eyes, baby that's a fact
After oh so many tries, I still hold back
I'd spill it all out - but you're too pretty
So I had to write this romantic ditty
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