Bored stiff in my lame small town
The only trip I took was when I hit the ground
I don't care for English, or Bush that much
Bought a plane seat and started speaking Dutch, Wow!

Bored with the USA
I'm on board to Europe country
Cause I'm bored with the USA
Guam make my day

Stopped somewhere in Switzerland
Love candy, fishing rod in hand
From there I hitchhiked to France
To go and kill that miming man

Bored with the USA
Got off board in different country
I'm in Spain, Not the USA
I'm reborn in India's Bombay
Bored with the USA

Never back from African lady
Safari man says, "It's true that one saying"
China Town in far off Japan
Sickened, Sucks! They serve cat and no milk cow

From there I blundered
To Mexico
Doping up with Cheeh and Chong

Woman's hair
It's quite wrong
American women aren't Chewbacca
I got a roadmap, where should I go now?

Down in the Outback with some Aussies
Out back I got "Roo burgers on the Barbie"

There's still countries that I want to go
Put on a kilt, and to Scotland I'll Rome

Bored with the USA
Hang with pope, Vatican City
Bored with the USA
I'm a newborn daddy in Zimbabwe
Bored with the USA
Soutenu dans USA
Geboren in USA
I'm a tribal rocking daddy in Zimbabwe

(Multicultural Ending)