Song Parodies -> Born To Live In A Cave

Original Song Title:

"Born in the USA"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

  
Parody Song Title:

"Born To Live In A Cave"

Parody Written by:

Chris Mondloch

Born in a Saudi Arabian town,
When I die, I'm Allah - bound
But I dropped a bomb that blew up too much,
Now I spend half my life just hidin' from Bush.

[CHORUS]
Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave
Born to live in a cave

Started a big terrorist camp,
When Bush came, my plans got damp,
He sent his troops to Afghanistan,
To go and kill the Taliban.

[CHORUS]

I come out my cave, and I can see,
Bush is bombin' Iraq, and not me,
He's askin if they got nukes in Iran,
Can they make an A-bomb? Yes, they can,

[CHORUS]

Iraq's president was named Sadaam,
America invaded 'cause they thought he had a bomb,
They found him hidin', now he's all gone,
They killed his sons, and Iraq's takin' arms,
Now Bush has a card deck of the men he wants,

Filled my cave with artillery,
After 9-11 Bush said he would be comin' after me
Now, if I see any soldiers, I will lock and load,
Till then, I got no one to kill, and no bombs to explode,

Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave, now
Born to live in a cave,
I'm a long bombed terrorist livin' in a cave,
Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave, now
Born to live in a cave,
I'm a gun- cockin' Saudi livin' in a cave.

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Osama bin Laden - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the bomb-ass song. very truthful.

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