Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "HOAs"

Original Song Title:

"Glory Days"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"HOAs"

Parody Written by:

Lucy Lement

The Lyrics

Homeowners’ Associations – people tend to love them or hate them.
I had a friend who used to live up the block
Home with nice pool
He put in a basketball hoop
His son played like a cool boy

Saw him the other day in his packed up car
I was moving in, he was moving out
We went back inside his house, had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was

HOAs, made his young son cry
HOAs, sent a note that hoop was denied
HOAs, HOAs

Well there's a gal with a hose sprayer
Back by pool, she tends her raised garden beds
Sometimes in the mid-day I stop by and see her new greens
Often she shares some lettuce heads

Her and her husband Bobby, well they’re fed up
They fret the street has gone highbrow
Neighbors spread gossip talking about her yard crimes
She said when she feels their prying
She gets angry thinking about

HOAs, made a gardener cry
HOAs, sent a note that plants don’t comply
HOAs, HOAs

I think I'm going to the meeting tonight
Cause I’m fearing things here are going downhill
Well I hope when I get old I don’t complain about noisy young kids
But I probably will

Yeah, keg parties are losing their past allure
Folks litter leaving cruddy stuff
No one throws away
And cars not parked in visitor lot
Bug me when they block the roadways

HOAs, it’s time to comply
HOAs, they sometimes can be the good guy
HOAs, HOAs

HOAs, you shouldn’t pass them by
HOAs, in the view of an older eye
HOAs, HOAs

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   6
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Callmelennie - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
A recent inspection of your lyrics turned up no pacing errors whatsoever. Regardless, I'm obliged to impose a $5.55 fine. You have 30 days to appeal this score
Rob Arndt - September 10, 2016 - Report this comment
For a second there Lucy, I thought the title read HOs!!! 555! I might do this as "KIAs" but DKTOS.
Diane Hazel - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
It's so true!!! I am upset about what they won't let me put in my own front yard, but then I consider making a formal complaint about the loud lawnmowers and gas powered leaf blowers that assault my years in the cul de sac for hours and hours. My poor dogs have their paws over their ears even when I bring them inside on those days! Okay, that sounds even worse when I type it than when I thought it.
kichaitribe - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Pretty sure you'll be the subject of the next HOA executive session, Ms. Lement. Of all the nerve! You better have those two bird droppings powerwashed off your driveway by tomorrow 8 a.m. sharp or I'll file another complaint.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/brucespringsteen108.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 286