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Song Parodies -> "Porn in My RCA"

Original Song Title:

"Born in the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Porn in My RCA"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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My first VCR was a clunky "top-loader" that I bought in '81. Most of the rest of the song is loosely based on fact as well, except "Magnavox" doesn't rhyme with "USA."

Drove down to Appliance Town
My first pick, I took the biggest one I found
I got a VCR with a heavy touch
And I spent half the night just hookin' it up

Porn in my RCA
I want porn in my RCA
I want porn in my RCA
Porn in my RCA

Showed me a little room in back
Where they had a secret movie rack
Rented one with a furry man
The name was "Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am"

Porn in my RCA
I got porn in my RCA
Now there's porn in my RCA
Lotsa porn in my RCA

Came back in to rent "Vagina III"
Friendly Dan says "I and II you've got to see"
Went down into the basement den
I stayed there till November ten, now

I saw another with Rae Dawn
Riding off on Peter Long
They're still bare, I'm embalmed

I saw a woman I loved in "Sex Bomb"
I found a picture of her with a schlong, now

Just when I'd gathered a perfect library
Out came a bastard child called the DVD
I'm ten years turnin' down that mode
Nothin' to play, ain't got no tapes to load

Porn in my RCA
Ain't no porn in my RCA
Porn in my RCA
Now they're long gone, boobies in my RCA

Porn in my RCA
Porn in my RCA
Porn in my RCA
I'm a tool-knockin' laddie with an RCA

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Callmelennie - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Haven't commented on your threads recently, Prf, because you've been doing songs I don't recognize. Finally, you're back to songs and topics I can relate to
Callmelennie - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Ooops, did i just spell your name as Prf, Porf? That I suppose is a typo; unless of course, you're from Srbia. Well, now that we've done "Porn in the USA" and "Porn on the Bayou" I guess we'll have to conclude with a tribute to internet porn -- Porn free, as free as a mouse click ...
Porfle Popnecker - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
"Prf" is the abbreviation of my other persona, Professor Perfect.
Rob Arndt - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Running time 5:55! Yeah, I remember back in the early '80s the first video shops and the war between VHS and Beta. My mom wanted Beta and I said, "No Way". She bought a VHS player but it too was a top-loader from Wards. Mine was a front-loader 2-head and I still remember the awe of seeing a machine that a friend had which was an expensive 4-head that he liked to show-off... and yet it still had a tethered remote!!! I was a sucker in 1986 who bought one of the few DAT players even though Tower Records had very few DATs (Digital Audio Tapes). Sold it along with the short-lived Kodak Photo CD Player and my Web-TV unit in the '90s.
Porfle Popnecker - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I never had a clearer picture than with that old 2-head model. I didn't even know what "tracking" was until I bought a later one. I was so obsessed with my new VCR that I once got out of bed and watched a movie I was recording so that I could pause it at the end--in my sleep.
John Barry - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
His masterbator's voice--and image.
Porfle Popnecker - August 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Odd that they never updated that logo for the camcorder era by having the dog staring at a TV. "His master's image."

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