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Song Parodies -> "Call it Astrology"

Original Song Title:

"Call it Democracy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Cockburn

Parody Song Title:

"Call it Astrology"

Parody Written by:

AVM

The Lyrics

This parody song is ment to express the hidden dangers of astrology and evolution. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU BELIEVE IN THESE THINGS! If not, go on, read it!
Padded with lies now here they come
Evolutionist coming to ruin our God
How are we supposed to know what is right
Who's word is a swamp and who's word is tight
With the blood of Jesus

Who rob us of our faith in Him
What random word change in a flick
Who would believe in all of this
Satan would, after all he created it

What a terrible instrument
Who makes it fun so we buy into it
Who would do this just for entertainment
They called it "good" so-called "truthful" creations
So they called it astrology

North south east west
Evolution spreads throughout the land
It's like spend a buck to hear them discuss
The false truth of the evolving duck
And how he became a human being

Dirty trash time to confess
That everything you did wasn't the best
Time to clean up all of your mess
Time to tell us that God is the greatest

See the very pleased sneaky cheaters
passing themselves off as leaders
Read your fortune shake hands with the devil
You'll find yourself in a lot of trouble

And they call it astrology
And they call it astrology
And they call it astrology
And they call it astrology

See the blurred thinking of the one and only truth
Evolution is trying to eat that up too
One day your going to see that half your body has changed
To find yourself looking like half-man half-ape
They call that evolution

Dirty trash time to confess
That everything you did wasn't the best
Time to clean up all of your mess
Time to tell us that God is the greatest

And they call it astrology
And they call it astrology
And they call it astrology
And they call it astrology (fades away)

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