-> "If I Had A Rocket Launcher"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had A Rocket Launcher"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"If I Had A Rocket Launcher"
The Lyrics
Here come the big bulldozers, what humongous pests
They cut down youngster trees and make an environmental mess
How many forests they've destroyed is anybody's guess
If I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher
I'd make the drivers confess
When they cut down those poor trees, they're basically gone for good
To make more goddamn buildings, like their "contract" said they would
When I ask my friends and neighbors, they'd punch their lights out if they could
If I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher
Things'd be like they should
On Scott Road down in Surrey, the drivers are about to crash
They're flabbergasted by the big gap: "What a great natural gash"
The building could be a bank cause trees don't produce cash
If I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher
Their loud machines I would smash
Rainforests were really big, until more houses came along
Where will the animals live now, for the blues is their main song
The animals will die soon, and everyone know it's wrong
If I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher
They'd hear the final gong
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 2.5 | |
How Funny: | 2.1 | |
Overall Rating: | 2.5 | |
|
Total Votes: | 11 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 4 | |
| 6 | |
| 5 | |
|
| 2 | | 3 | |
| 2 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 3 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 4 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 3 | |
|
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.