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Song Parodies -> "That's John Candy"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"That's John Candy"

Parody Written by:

renaldo58

The Lyrics

Bow wow wow indeed.
I drink water from bathroom bowls
Master's gone so he don't know
Better than water I must confide
The treat hanging there inside

That's john candy
That's john candy

It smells sweet, that toilet mint
I like mine with some carpet lint
It's like chewing hard sugar cane
Extra flavor from yellow stain

That's john candy
That's john candy

Cat looks at me, says I'm uncouth
'Cause the water gives me blue tooth
After john candy I clean down south
Master gets home I lick his mouth

That's just dandy
That's just dandy

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Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 2

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Jake - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh geez, and here I was hoping for a salute to the late actor. Oh well.
John Candy Fan - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
1-5-2 here. What a disapointment, but wait...it could be a nod to his character from Spaceballs though.
renaldo - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought about doing a british version called loo candy, but nobody famous is named Lou Candy.

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