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Song Parodies -> "I Want Candy!!"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Candy!!"

Parody Written by:

Chuck McCann

The Lyrics

you gotta roll with this parody with an elephant-stomp percussion -- and a heaping spoonful of pepto-abysmal :D
I know a ho she's six foot four
I saw the bitch walk right through a door
Bitch so fat, her eyes a-beamin'
that's when the hell she started screaming

Screaming, "I want candy!! I want candy!!

Go to see her when the sun goes down
eating second-dinner some where in town
Screaming, "You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water!!"

I want candy!! I want candy!!
repeat x20

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Stephen Harrington - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
533, paces well, but abit rough humor wise.
Larry Hensley - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
This was ok
Ravyn Rant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Chuck McCann? You don't by chance work for an international shipping firm headquartered in No. CA, do you?

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