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Song Parodies -> "Liquid Candy"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"Liquid Candy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

it's been a bit, eh guys? sorry for taking so long on this, but August has been a hectic month and a half! what, with my dad's current predicament and all, parodies kinda had to be put on the back burner... so, now that I've found the time for 'em, here's a new batch! starting with Rob's requested soda parody, set to "I Want Candy."
you've all heard the description for soda, right? they call it "Liquid Candy" due to it's sweetness and lack of nutritional value. fortunately, there are at least calorie/sugar-free options containing Splenda, Stevia, or even Aspartame! (I don't even drink the last one, however.) so, without further ado, here's a parody on that. please enjoy!
ate a large fry, need something sweet
lemon-lime, to beat the heat
something ice-cold is what I desire
in the summer sun, perspired

Liquid Candy, Liquid Candy

grab an RC Cola, drink it down
ain’t no finer drink around
goes to thighs, not what the doctor ordered
so sweet, tastes better than water

Liquid Candy, Liquid Candy

canned drinks, like root beer, there’s nothing sweeter
and I like Splenda for my soda sweetener
no cals/sugs, but tasting fine
I drink that dandy, all the time

Liquid Candy, Liquid Candy
Liquid Candy, Liquid Candy
thanks for reading!

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Agrimorfee - September 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Prety good. Got me thirsty!
Jonathan - September 02, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thank you!

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