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Song Parodies -> "British Jedis"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"British Jedis"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Yeah, it's a religion now. Bunch of nutters started with hoax Number 896 religion in 2001 Census. 400,000 joined making it fourth strongest religion in UK. In 2008, Daniel Jones founded the Church of Jedism with 200,000 members following 16 teachings from "Star Wars" and 21 Maxim's. Dress code is hooded garment akin to Obi Wan Kenobi's. Many British shops and malls eject Jedis who do not remove the hoods! The established Temple of Jedi Order started to marry Jedi couples in 2010.
2001 Census phenom was neat
Number 896 Census feat
Jedism as religion caught fire
In Parliament it caused some ire

British Jedis, British Jedis!

400,000 beat the Crown
Jaime Reed Labour MP joined the crowd!
Church of Jedism Daniel Jones founded
16 teachings, 21 Maxim's astounded!

British Jedis, British Jedis!

Wearing hooded garments, mock light sabers
WWJD? Forget these losers!
Spread to the Commonwealth in no time
Has the Anglo-Saxon world lost it's mind???

British Jedis, Aussie Jedis!
Canadian Jedis! New Zealand Jedis!


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - March 21, 2016 - Report this comment
I've heard that watching "Star Wars" is like a religious experience for some but oh come now! 5's
Come to Joey - March 21, 2016 - Report this comment
All religions started and continued with a "bunch of nutters." The one true religion is the Church of What's Happening Now and Joey Diaz is our prophet.

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