So, the House took a vote today
If boxers show you'll have to pay
They said if you have pride, keep your undies inside
Cause if you don't, we're gonna fine you
So I, I let my pants fall again
Resting below my rear end
Why would I take that chance? Cause I ditched underpants
And so tonight, there'll be a full moon

I'm gonna show off my behind, but I won't pay a fine
Commando
I'm gonna make you grin and bare, my naked derriere
Commando
I'm gonna tune out all your rants, about my underpants
Commando
My butt's nude

And so, Virginia won't tolerate
Those tighty-whities on display
You can't dress how you please, cover your BVDs
You better comply, or get a citation
So, if your pants are down too low
Make sure your underwear don't show
Wish they'd cut me some slack, they got stuck in my crack
That don't feel right, so I'm gonna lose 'em

I'm gonna stick with my low-rides, and show off my backside
Commando
And now I'm finished with wedgies, does that makes you edgy?
Commando
And if you think I have no class, you can kiss my a$s
Commando

Why do I
Feel like I'm tempting fate?
When I wear, I'm wearing my low-rides girl
It shouldn't cause a debate
So, take a stand girl
Cause the more you show the better
Now send a letter
To the lawmakers in your state

If, the lawyers still act prude
I might address them in the nude
I hope that they get a clue