Sanjaya

Dude, it pains me to have to say
It seems that you are here to stay
When the voting was through, someone granted to you
Another week, knowing we hate you
And now, just like Warhol said for fun
Your 15 minutes have begun
From the songs that you’ve sung, you’re the new William Hung
So keep it up, knowing we hate you

I put my fingers in my ears, when your face appears,
Sanjaya
I’d like to grab you by the balls, and throw you into walls,
Sanjaya
I’d like to slap your silly pout, and rip your larynx out,
Sanjaya

And although your future’s looking good
On some Disney show from Bollywood
So you think you can sing, understand this one thing
It’s just young chicks
Who will want to watch you
So just like Hanson, just like Leif
Expect your success to be brief
I will tune in for fun and I’ll watch VH1’s
“Where are they now? “
As they try to find you

I put my fingers in my ears, when your face appears,
Sanjaya
I’d like to grab you by the balls, and throw you into walls,
Sanjaya
I’d like to slap your silly pout, and rip your larynx out,
Sanjaya

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